Greg Abbott is a piece of shit

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  1. 14thDoctor

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    Eh, I'm pretty sure Biden is quietly working on it under the radar, which unfortunately is probably for the best.

    It's January 6th all over again, in that the traitorous assholes thumbing their noses at the law want the other side to fight back. They want their civil war so bad. The best way to deal with them is to let them tire themselves out without triggering a larger conflict that'll energize them and gain them more support.
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  2. Tuckerfan

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    No. Half of mine just had to murder a few inhabitants so they could move in. The other half just had to sign their name to a couple of documents and they were let in since they were white. Didn't even have to provide papers proving who they were, or wait for a background check.
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  3. Damar

    Damar Liberal Elitist

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    Assuming this is true can we up it to $10,000 and a condo? These people are doing the jobs Americans won’t do.
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  4. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Why would you wish condo HOAs on immigrants? They'll fuck them up more than border policies could :(
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  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Y'know, I seem to recall John Castle was our big obsessive Mexican hater.
    That and vaping were his two hobby horses.
    Remember the time he linked to a full-blown white supremacist blog, and I called it out, and he was like "it doesn't matter who says it, it's a good point!" and absolutely nobody was buying that horseshit?
    Boy, what happened to those days, huh?
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  6. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    MAGA in a nutshell:



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  7. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Once again, when you've got nothing, fall back on "You're a bigot!" As if I give two shits where they're from or what they look like.
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  8. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Maybe Texas can go it alone!

    As someone who recently was in Texas...I'm just not seeing it.
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  9. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    "...now let me rant about the pink hairs".
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  10. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    I see our racist uncle is at it again, spouting off lies and half-truths he read on the internet, or else facts that he has determined based on his feelings and not evidence.

    $5k gift cards! :ua:
    Buttholes filled with fentanyl!!!! :ua:
    eCoNoMiC mIgRaTiOn!!!!!! :ua: :ua: :ua:
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  11. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    The hilarious part is that three (Cuba, Venezuela and Nicaragua) of the four largest sources of asylum seekers are communist dictatorships (Haiti is just a failed state where criminal gangs have divided up the capitol) so conservatives are in a position where they have to argue that communist dictatorships AREN’T actually oppressive and in fact are a fucking paradise so no one fleeing them has any legitimate right to do so and should be immediately sent back without a hearing.
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  12. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Commies are only the ultimate evil if your dottering propped up movie star president with dementia needs to cling to power just a little longer to finish ruining unions, schools, mental health care, the environment, the national park system, childhood nutrition, the price of college, how much airtime advertisers can devour, banks, and how we think of credit.

    Those are all done, so now Putin and Xi are awesome.
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  13. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    I applaud them for the tactical genius of getting overwhelming control of SCOTUS for a generation and immediately starting to argue that SCOTUS shouldn't be listened to. :lol:
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  14. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Well PERSONALLY I think they should all fuck the fuck off but I guess they got the koalas in their corner so maybe that’s something.
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