Happy Birthday, USA!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by CoyoteUgly, Jul 4, 2026.

  1. Garraty_47

    Garraty_47 Fresh Meat

    Joined:
    May 31, 2025
    Messages:
    321
    Location:
    Redneckistan
    Ratings:
    +718
    This nation was founded on genocide, built with slavery, and only relatively recently allowed women and non-caucasians to have rights.

    We're perpetually at war and/or interfering with other nations while our own citizens have been conditioned to expect and celebrate only austerity and corruption.

    We're currently supporting and enabling a genocide in Palestine, ethnic cleansing in Lebanon, a proxy war in Ukraine, and actual war with Iran. We are the supervillain of this timeline.

    Our current presidential regime is the most personally corrupt and authoritarian in our history and will apparently be allowed to continue its fuckery throughout its standard term of office because it is, after all, merely a symptom (albeit a particularly virulent one) of the diseased governance that passes for 'democracy' in the USA.

    So forgive me if I don't get all star-spangled excited about this broken, malicious nation celebrating what is really barely an adolescence compared to other cultures and societies.

    Wake me when there's actually something about the USA that genuinely warrants pride.
    • Agree Agree x 2
    • popcorn popcorn x 1
  2. CoyoteUgly

    CoyoteUgly Macho Capitalist Donkey Wrestler

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2004
    Messages:
    1,043
    Location:
    Little Rock, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +911
    Well, aren't you fucking charming.

    Whiny little shit.
    • Agree Agree x 3
    • Funny Funny x 1
  3. CoyoteUgly

    CoyoteUgly Macho Capitalist Donkey Wrestler

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2004
    Messages:
    1,043
    Location:
    Little Rock, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +911
    The only thing more dangerous than nationalism is internationalism, and that's how you get a lot of people killed. Like scores of millions.
    • Disagree Disagree x 1
    • Angry Angry x 1
  4. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Administrator

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2004
    Messages:
    29,429
    Location:
    Adelaide, South Australia
    Ratings:
    +49,195
    Can you cite your examples?
    • Winner Winner x 1
  5. CoyoteUgly

    CoyoteUgly Macho Capitalist Donkey Wrestler

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2004
    Messages:
    1,043
    Location:
    Little Rock, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +911
    Here's one for you: the ability to get up in a public space, like this one, and say retarded shit like that and not get a nacht und nebel pulled on you... which I'm sure that if absolute nuts like you were in charge, would be going down regularly.

    That geriatric fuck who last sat in the WH actually wanted a Disinformation Czar to control what was said in public forums, and I'll bet you didn't have a problem with that.

    So, if the country is as bad as you claim, and there's no way you're not being histrionic, then carry your happy ass to some other country and check the tolerance level there.

    But stop breathing my air and eating my food you drooling colostomy bag. Shoo.
    Last edited: Jul 4, 2026
    • Funny Funny x 2
  6. CoyoteUgly

    CoyoteUgly Macho Capitalist Donkey Wrestler

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2004
    Messages:
    1,043
    Location:
    Little Rock, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +911
    Yeah, I can.

    The USSR, Cambodia, China under Mao... all based on Marxism in some form or another.

    Hitler? His ass was an amateur compared to Lenin and Stalin.

    Want some other amateur productions? Jim Jones. Communist through and though. I think Christianity in general is international, but that fuck took things to another level.
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Angry Angry x 1
    • Dumb Dumb x 1
  7. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2004
    Messages:
    16,162
    Ratings:
    +20,895
    flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg

    daefc0a1-59c6-489d-bd2d-6accb32c23ac_text.gif
    • Funny Funny x 2
  8. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

    Joined:
    May 7, 2010
    Messages:
    26,722
    Ratings:
    +34,840
    How are you defining internationalism? That carries a different connotation for me than how you appear to be using it.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  9. CoyoteUgly

    CoyoteUgly Macho Capitalist Donkey Wrestler

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2004
    Messages:
    1,043
    Location:
    Little Rock, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +911
    Oh I'm pretty sure you know exactly what I'm talking about.

    I don't play nice with deconstructionists. I didn't at university and I don't now, so I'm not indulging you.
    • Happy Happy x 1
  10. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

    Joined:
    May 7, 2010
    Messages:
    26,722
    Ratings:
    +34,840
    I actually don't -- my view of internationalism is not in line with Stalin, Hitler, et al, but more of a humanist take.
    • Happy Happy x 1
  11. CoyoteUgly

    CoyoteUgly Macho Capitalist Donkey Wrestler

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2004
    Messages:
    1,043
    Location:
    Little Rock, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +911
    The fireworks, they are a-poppin' here in the Rock. :D
    • Happy Happy x 1
  12. Garraty_47

    Garraty_47 Fresh Meat

    Joined:
    May 31, 2025
    Messages:
    321
    Location:
    Redneckistan
    Ratings:
    +718
    Proving, if any further proof was needed, that you know precisely fuckall about me.

    Do you begin to see why the silly things you poast at me are so amusing to me?

    Please say yes.
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • GFY GFY x 1
  13. Garraty_47

    Garraty_47 Fresh Meat

    Joined:
    May 31, 2025
    Messages:
    321
    Location:
    Redneckistan
    Ratings:
    +718
    In the interest of full disclosure (and so CoyoteUgly doesn't embarrass their self again) here's a snippet from a poast I made at another forum:

    I don't know about all that but I am disappointed that so many people who are comfortable calling Trump/republicans authoritarian or dictators always seem to forget #GenocideJoe's record from decades in congress where he unfailingly backed and called for more wars, helped write the crime bill that turbo-charged 'Murica's mass incarceration, worked with segregationists and white supremacists one of which was such a close friend Joe gave him a eulogy when he passed away, helped ridicule and minimize Anita Hill so Clarence Thomas could be confirmed to the supreme court, tried multiple times to cap/cut social security and medicare, etc.

    And as president #GenocideJoe tried to set up a 'ministry of truth' to monitor social media platforms and censor people who didn't conform to the establishment's narratives, he provoked a proxy war with Russia in Ukraine then blew up the Nordstream pipelines which is considered one of the largest ecological catastrophes ever recorded, is busy provoking new wars with China and Iran, not to mention is facilitating a genocide in Gaza and the occupied territories while providing diplomatic cover on the international stage for the genocidal zionists in Israel, and is trying to ban TikTok because its users are too sympathetic to the plight of the Palestinians.

    For starters.

    Apparently being an authoritarian blood-soaked psychopath is only a problem if your last name is Trump?


    So yeah, never been a fan of Genocide Joe.

    Are you beginning to grok it yet?
    • Happy Happy x 1
  14. CoyoteUgly

    CoyoteUgly Macho Capitalist Donkey Wrestler

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2004
    Messages:
    1,043
    Location:
    Little Rock, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +911
    So, this may come as a blow to your ego, but I don't take time to fully research every post made by someone I don't even know.

    There's a somewhat complex logic behind that practice, but the short version is I don't give a fuck what you think... at least until you give me a reason to give a fuck what you think.

    To tell the truth, I barely read your post above that you made to prove you're not a total leftist reptile.

    Turns out you're just a partial one.

    So, you in fact where not a fan of the Disinfo Czar approach to things, and that's.... good, I guess. It just means you're not as vile as Rappacini's Fuckboi and some others here.

    Here's your fucking cookie. Now go play.
    • Funny Funny x 2
  15. Donald Trump Raped Kids

    Donald Trump Raped Kids And wants to fuck his daughter

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2004
    Messages:
    32,403
    Ratings:
    +50,034
    237 years too old for our oligarchs to remain interested...
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Agree Agree x 1
  16. Donald Trump Raped Kids

    Donald Trump Raped Kids And wants to fuck his daughter

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2004
    Messages:
    32,403
    Ratings:
    +50,034
    I will say, this is the first 4th of July in awhile that I have seen the fewest decorations around town.

    Plenty of artillery going off around me. But not a lot of nationalism.
    • Agree Agree x 2
    • popcorn popcorn x 1
  17. Donald Trump Raped Kids

    Donald Trump Raped Kids And wants to fuck his daughter

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2004
    Messages:
    32,403
    Ratings:
    +50,034
    Still stuck on Alcatraz?
    • Agree Agree x 2
  18. notnick

    notnick lost, as usual

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2004
    Messages:
    2,200
    Location:
    tallahassee florida
    Ratings:
    +3,938
    you know maybe CU later rock boy gave Fed. Steal Yurface farmer his sign on also maybe he loaned him sum big words to type too. that or either CU later rock boy slipped in the slime and banged his noggin. shame that

    edit to add: nah none of that is true cept the noggin part slime is slippery
    • Agree Agree x 1
  19. CoyoteUgly

    CoyoteUgly Macho Capitalist Donkey Wrestler

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2004
    Messages:
    1,043
    Location:
    Little Rock, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +911
    ^Another fine graduate of the Florida educational system.
    • Funny Funny x 1
  20. notnick

    notnick lost, as usual

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2004
    Messages:
    2,200
    Location:
    tallahassee florida
    Ratings:
    +3,938
    and Georgia and New York...where did your masters come from trumpu. rock boy you must be careful you have been out from under your rock for quite some time now.
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • TL;DR TL;DR x 1
  21. Crosis36

    Crosis36 Author

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2018
    Messages:
    8,909
    Ratings:
    +28,208
    Yes. Several decades of Republican leadership has done a number on our once esteemed university system, I agree.
    Soon we'll be no better than some place like Arkansas.
    • Agree Agree x 2
    • Angry Angry x 1
    • TL;DR TL;DR x 1
  22. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Fir Defamsation

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2004
    Messages:
    23,355
    Location:
    Canada
    Ratings:
    +41,973
    You absolutely have a cancer in your society, and anyone with a modicum of intelligence knows what that cancer is.
    • Winner Winner x 6
    • Fantasy World Fantasy World x 1
  23. CoyoteUgly

    CoyoteUgly Macho Capitalist Donkey Wrestler

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2004
    Messages:
    1,043
    Location:
    Little Rock, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +911
    No one, and I mean no one, from Canukistan has an informed opinion about the USA.

    Eh, maybe Bill Shatner, but that's it. We Americanized him.

    When your citizens stop slipping across the border to get much needed medical care, call me. Until then, chill your tits.
    • Funny Funny x 3
  24. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Fir Defamsation

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2004
    Messages:
    23,355
    Location:
    Canada
    Ratings:
    +41,973
    You're funny!
    • Winner Winner x 2
    • Fantasy World Fantasy World x 1
  25. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    54,882
    Location:
    The Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue
    Ratings:
    +830,259
    Screenshot 2026-07-06 at 10-23-05 Post by @yourmandevine.bsky.social — Bluesky.png
    • Funny Funny x 7
    • Agree Agree x 1
  26. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    67,745
    Location:
    'twixt my nethers
    Ratings:
    +32,542
    Go live in one of those "other cultures and societies" if it's so terrible here. I'm sure they'd love to have you.
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  27. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    110,431
    Ratings:
    +102,146
    Go to fucking Colorado "a man is an island, so there!" guy.
    • Winner Winner x 2
  28. tafkats

    tafkats vagina filled dick balloon Moderator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    27,685
    Location:
    Sunnydale
    Ratings:
    +63,205
    "How dare you try to make life better in your own community!"
    • Winner Winner x 6
  29. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2004
    Messages:
    29,867
    Location:
    Bottom of the bearstack, top of the world
    Ratings:
    +58,711
    Funny how you don't fuck off to countries that would allow your particular political peccadillos.

    I mean, we know it's really because you wouldn't survive two fucking seconds, but a close second is - should you survive - you might have to learn another language and be faced with swarthy folk on the regular.
    • Agree Agree x 3
    • Winner Winner x 3
    • Fantasy World Fantasy World x 1
  30. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    67,745
    Location:
    'twixt my nethers
    Ratings:
    +32,542
    Colorado is compromised.
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Dumb Dumb x 1
    • Facepalm Facepalm x 1