Hero with handgun foils terrorists

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  1. Dinner

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    They are both pony fetishists but Tererun has admitted to being a cross dressing gay prostitute who is strung out on drugs in an unsuccessful attempt to self medicate his many problems away.

    John is still a dick with many problems but at least he isn't a street walker trying to sell access to his butt hole. Faint praise, I know, but true to the best of my knowledge.
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    At least John is useful.
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  3. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Kept in a proper cage where his totalitarian tendencies cannot be acted out he is indeed useful. Sadly, the same cannot be said about Tererun.

    The part about being useful, I mean.
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  4. oldfella1962

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    I could never cut it as a gay man if fashion sense is a requirement (and it seems to be, in all honesty unless that is a stereotype.). All I ever buy/wear is jeans and gym shorts, work boots, snake-proof hunting boots and gym shoes. :zzz: But my new gym shorts are red with a black stripe and they are awesome for not being an expensive brand. I haven't tried them out yet to how they respond to running/squatting/twisting at high speeds yet but I think they will perform okay.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    The demographic of guys who will snap and will continue to snap on a nearly daily basis (fatally shooting folks) is right across the freeway a few miles away. Not only is it likely that they will snap it's inevitable.
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    It's just a stereotype, really. I guarantee you've met gay people with awful tastes in fashion. Being gay doesn't lend any amazing special abilities.
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  7. Steal Your Face

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    One of my closest friends is gay and he has very good fashion sense.
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    Sorry, but I stopped taking the OTC nice pills. Now my feet hurt so bad it takes 3 Tylenol 3 just to make a difference. So I am probably not going to be medicating your stupidity away anymore. Sorry for the inconvenience, perhaps you should stop playing stupid games and correct your idiocy if having your bullshit pointed out bothers you. No more nice and happy tererun.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    You are correct, it would not have helped the fetus. Thanks for thinking about me. It is good I scare you so much you think you need to take a picture of your vote to please me.
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  10. Steal Your Face

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    So, being gay doesn't turn you into Spider-Man?
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Dammit! Now this guy can rock some workout shorts!

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  13. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    You are being repetitive. Find a new picture trump boy.
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  14. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    You have friends? When did this happen?

    Soryy, but I could not resist two last boy scout references in one week. I am close to the trifecta so don't go fucking any squirrels to death.
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  15. Amaris

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    Unfortunately, no. If only!

    Ehhhhhh... no. Nope. Uh-uh. Yikes.
  16. Spaceturkey

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    Meh-it's traditionally a blue collar, immigrant neighbourhood... we feed those in need. Most of the gun crime is from commuter criminals over drug franchises at clubs. I'm more one of those guys in a leather jacket that the locals look to when they need someone to chase off an aggressive meth head or tackle a thief. Might be older and slower than I once was, but as you know, you just learn to be efficient.
    But you're right in that respect... the stakes aren't likely as high when I have to march on someone. A gun coming out is like an albino squirrel. You know they're around, but you don't see'em much. It's a trickle down effect though. We have lower rates of violent crime across the board than most places.
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    He also is not a drunk driving girlfriend beating fetus.
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  19. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    what? you prefer denim?
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    Good, we have something in common.
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    Yes, you are a fetus and I tend to hang and I tend to hang around too many
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    I would like to note this thread has not turned into another discussion about Dayton.
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    Instead it's turned into your retarded ramblings.
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    Prove that I'm a Trump supporter, I dare you.
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    Captain X is laughing because it's an old, "inside" joke
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  26. Dinner

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    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39091858

    Speaking of real terrorists and not people getting into a fight in a bar...

    But the usual suspects don't ever want to hear the truth. The truth doesn't fit their narrative in their mind so the truth must be denied.
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    I was just wondering if you'd stopped any knife fights with it. :D
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  28. Spaceturkey

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    Ah... thought so.

    Whatever. I'm happy he's lived in such a safe space as to never have had to learn how to fight, let alone be somewhat proficient at it.
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    Oh - in the US if you are in a neighborhood (or engage in activities) where you fight a lot you are likely to get shot or stabbed or beaten to death eventually. The US has a lot of big, big boys with a lot of guns and friends that are likely appear at any moment.
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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    yeah.... that's truly unique to the US...

    are you sure you've ever been outside of the USA (that's rhetorical, by the way) or off base when you were (that actually might be a valid question)?