Hey CaliforniaForge!

You got some 'splainin to do about those shitty ass slow drivers up on the Shoreline Hwy and on the Del Norte and Humboldt sections of the Redwood

San Francisco's cool, though

Maybe they just don't fail so utterly at planning their day that they have to drive like idiot children.

Oh, so you passed through the State of Jefferson on your way to SF?

I'm talking up to 10 below the limit (because I'm a few below myself to keep the fuzz at bay), going well below advisory speed for the hairpins, and not using turn offs to let cars behind pass

I don’t fail at planning my day. I just like to drive fast. Also, children don’t drive, let alone idiot children. I drive like a NASCAR driver.

I can’t explain anyone north of Roseville.

Explain Orangevale, then.

Also, whoever decided there should be a gap on the 1 Freeway between Watsonville and Monterey should be hung by the thumbs

Should have been Califorgia.

I wish they all could be California...

Er what gap?

The 1 Freeway? At this time of day? It's going to be jammed! Are you cray-zay!?

Where the freeway ends and drops to a two lane road for about 5 miles

oh. Well that’s the 1 for you. It’s a freeway. A road. An Avenue. And cliff into the ocean.

Thought the next thing you were going to post after the thread title was...

You're in some deep deep deep shit when it comes to your water supply!

But RightForge assured us 11 years ago global warming/climate change wasn't real or humans couldn't have an impact on climate!

That’s why I’m going to Oregon this summer.

Be warned: No liquor in the grocery stores, and no pumping your own gas.

But, no sale tax, so there's that.
And it's green. So fucking green.

but the eastern part is pretty dry - high desert sagebrush and whatnot.

Anyway all this California talk reminds me of this:

The Californians: Stuart's Dad - SNL - YouTube

Well, yeah. But the traitor counties wanting to secede from Oregon to join Idaho don't count

Dream of Californication.

While complaints are lower than before, San Francisco is still covered in shit

My daughter just moved to San Diego (she was living in Memphis) and it's way safer and cleaner than LA or San Francisco. She'll only be there for a year or so most likely, but I think she'll enjoy the place.

Tell her not to be skittish of the California burrito with fries in them.

fries....in a burrito....please tell me that was some kind of accident that somehow became popular.

Sounds like stoner food.

sometimes you never know what weird kinds of food might turn out to be great. I'll mention the fries burrito to my daughter and tell her to research it - her and her hubby might get a kick out of it.

I'll order tacos 100 times before I order a burrito, but fries in a burrito sounds better to me than rice.

I dunno if that was the case, bit it's just A Thing™ here.

Despite being called the California burrito, no one north of the 805 freeway has heard of it and they look at you funny for even suggesting such a thing.

I survived the 299

Also, managed to avoid the CHP and successfully duck back into Oregon
Now I just gotta give the OSP the slip, but they're easier to spot