Hipsters Can't Hump!

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  1. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    I guess they're just too tired after a day of playing Pokemon Go and applying several coats of neckbeard oil.

    http://gizmodo.com/lazy-millennials-arent-even-banging-that-much-1784728071
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  2. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Good, they won't pass on their socialist beliefs to anyone else and they will simply die out. Who actually wanted them running the country anyway?
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  3. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    So they are even more useless than we realized?
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  4. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Sex is just too hard. They'd rather be on Facebook
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  5. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    No, it's just confirmation.
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  6. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    I didn't realize @Dayton3 was a millennial.

    He truly is the original hipster--refusing to have sex before it was cool not to have sex.
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  7. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    Maybe he doesn't have sex because of the wife beatings.
  8. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    Maybe his wife beats him?
  9. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I have all the sex I want.
    And a good deal more for that matter.
  10. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Yeah right. You probably only do it once a decade.
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  11. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    90-100 times per year.
    Which given the rather precarious state of my physical health is quite good one would think.
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  12. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    TMI
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  13. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Please provide evidence, such as a photo or scan of the tally sheet you obviously use to keep track.
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  14. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    Masturbation doesn't count.
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  15. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    That isn't a thing!!!!
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  16. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    :bang:

    A MAN CANNOT HAVE MORE SEX WITH A WOMAN THAN HE WANTS UNLESS HE IS ACTUALLY A WOMAN OR A CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL!!!
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  17. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    He said all that he wants, the question is how often does he want it?
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  18. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    HE'S FINALLY BROKEN MY BRAIN!!!!

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  19. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Does this mean @Dayton3's wife rapes him? :unsure:
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  20. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I would be perfectly happy with once a week or so. But when you are in a relationship and truly love the other person you have to take into account what they want and need.
    The question came up (so to speak) in one of those advice columns years ago about differences in sex drive between husband and wife and the final suggestion was that the person with the lower sex drive simply accommodate the one with the greater one as this would probably cause less stress and strain on the couple as a whole rather than trying to accommodate the other way.
    I agree.
  21. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Sorry I asked.
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  22. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    We're ALL sorry you asked. :brood:
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  23. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

    WHAT. THE. FUUUUCKKK!!!
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  24. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I'm sad that Faceman is broken. :(
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  25. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Anywho....back on track here hopefully....the hipsters are acting like those Japanese virgins. :chris: There must be some connection somehow to this interesting yet lamentable trend.
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    The only commonality might be anime.
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  27. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    Fair play Dayton, married for as long as you have, marital issues that are well documented and you are still getting it on average every 3 or 4 days. Hats off to you sir! :clap:
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    To hell with that! I'm 54 years old - you want me to hump twice a week you better show me the money!
  29. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    You make enough money. Don't have the woman buy you your penis pump.
  30. gturner

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    I warned the organizers of Miss Teen USA that if they dropped the bikini competition, Americans would just stop having sex. I was right.