Holy fuck knuckles.... I'm in redneck central.

I can hook him up with that if he's interested. The mom's a control freak nutter, though.

Is that what you call it when the heifers switch out on pegging you?

Goddammit!!

I'm back in redneck central. Not my choice, again. Well sort of. It's my mom's birthday, and since most of the pandemic restrictions were ended and we've all been vaccinated, she kept saying she wants to go to Nashville again. So my sister and I figured "what the hell", so yeah, back again

And when we were about 10 miles out, ran into a heavy thunderstorm. That was around 4pm, I was waiting to get in around 5 or 6, but they wanted to get in at 4. If we came when I wanted to, we would have avoided most of the thunderstorm.

So current sitting in a placed called Bowie's, the waitress has pretty rank B.O..

Is she hot?

She kind of looks like an anorexic Christina Ricci from Addams' Family, and she just had a rough go at it with Lurch. So not really.

If she's in her mid-30s, ask her if she used to work at Canyon Cafe.

Already left that spot, but she looked early 20's.

So yeah, bar hopping. The bands are pretty bad, one was a single man band. Started to leave, he started playing "Good ole Boys", he only did about half the song and flubbed part of it.

If you didn't yell "Play Free Bird!" why were you even there?

This made me feel really old....

I'm currently about 40 minutes south, in a little town called Eagleville.

Well shit, I'm staying at an AirBnB in Manchester. If I'd known, would have loved to meet you.

I was in Lynchburg, Tullahoma, and Winchester yesterday. And was out in Wartrace and Shelbyville earlier today.

Oh, wow, you ARE in redneck central.

Oh yeah.... Made one stop at the Short Springs Natural Area, and shit you not. A mini van pulled in next to my car, and about 16 people came out of it. Half were girls between 5 and around 15 or so. They were wearing dresses in purple and pink with black lacey head pieces. It was a clown car watching them climb out. Did find a pretty cool floating restaurant, Drafts and Watercrafts in Winchester.

That's pretty damn close. The wife's cousin used to work in Shelbyville. We're down here a lot. We just sub-divided three acres off of one of my wife's family farms around here, and we hope to start building as soon as the market catches up with demand.

I took back roads to get to Shelbyville, it was about 25 minutes, I-24 would have been maybe 20 minutes.

Well.... fuck you too.

It could be worse, they could have a bathroom that looks like this

That is the stupidest bathroom design ever.

I mean, with the glass in the way how am I supposed to find out how long it takes for my poop to hit the bottom and what sort of sound it makes when it does so?

I'd piss my pants before getting to the toilet. Looks asian or european, where the hell is that?

Mexico. https://www.boredpanda.com/glass-floor-bathroom-elevator-shaft/

Fuck fuck fuckety fuck. And again.



It's my mom's Birthday again, so yeah, being the good son and taking her where she likes to celebrate her Birthday. What are you gonna do?

Also stopped here, it's a tradition to stop in for a late lunch/early dinner.

No surprise this group...



Was going in here...



Bless his heart.

Figures Discount Waldo would be a Maga freak.

So the typical bar hopping thing At the last one there were a bunch of dudes with matching bachelor party shirts. They're going from table to table trying to get people to buy drinks for the bachelor.

They come to the table we're at. I tell them I don't do bachelor parties. The guy doing the asking asks me why.

I tell him "The prostitute died at my bachelor party, the lawyer cost me just about everything I had. She called the wedding off".

He turned around said something to the other guys. They left looking rather dejected. I think I might of put a damper on their party.

How dare you judge women based on their physical appearance. Oh, Kamala is a fucking pig.

Nashville’s bollard game is on point.

Umm… The Redneck Riviera is the stretch of sugar sand beaches from Fort Morgan Alabama to Panama City Florida.

How the hell you gonna have a Riviera 500 miles inland?!?!