Homage to one of the greatest posts who ever lived in the heart of Jesus.

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  1. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    *Strokes face*

    Loooooove yooouuu. :wub: :happytears:
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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Re: Homage to one of the greatest post who ever lived in the heart of Jesus.

    Disgusting display!!!
    PIG!!!
    :mad:
  3. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Wow, you really do like the spotlight!

    Attention whore!
  4. Talkahuano

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    :lol: Good post, though.
  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    No, I want to tell secret jokes with my mouth closed in a windowless room.
    :rolleyes:
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  6. Liet

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  7. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Uh-oh, Dicky, you didn't mark this as a parody thread.

    Now Archangel's gonna be all upset...
  8. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    *Gasp* no!! :doh:

    (Wracked with guilt)....there's a mark on my soul...:(
  9. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Your heart may belong to Jesus but your ass belongs to me!

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  10. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    "And the voice of the Diacanu was heard throughout the land..."
  11. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    Re: Homage to one of the greatest post who ever lived in the heart of Jesus.

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  12. JUSTLEE

    JUSTLEE The Ancient Starfighter

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    Reach out touch faith
  13. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

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    You sick son of a bitch.
  14. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    How many years has it been since Diacanu has left his bedroom? Cause that's the only way I can figure that he's online 24 hours a day racking up 35,000 posts - a 1000 lb. bedridden blob that has to be sponge bathed and has bed sores all over his body.... :(

    Please Dickynoo, get in contact with Richard Simmons. I hear he can help with this sort of thing. Deal A Meal = Life.
  15. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I am Jesus.

    Prove I'm not.
  16. matthunter

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    Alright, get on the cross.

    Dicky, fetch the nails. And my biggest hammer.
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  17. Liet

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    What, prey tell, do you think is your biggest hammer? Is that some sort of call to weirdo crucifixion porn? And if so, why are you asking Dickynoo to be your fluffer?
  18. matthunter

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    Doth the name "Mjolnir" conjure imagery in thy mind, mortal?

    I say thee nay. But, I have it on good authority "weirdo crucifixion porn" is an ucoming plotline in CSI: New York. Verily.

    I was not. But consider, if you had to choose another guy to tune you up, would you not choose one who is a consummate master of polishing his own tools? ;)
  19. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    As Anna would say.
    :yuck:
  20. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Needed to see something from happier times.
    :diacanu: