How gay is this song?

http://vodpod.com/watch/1193425-prince-jack-u-off

On a scale of 1-10, how gay is this song?

One being "100% hetero" and ten being "Volpone in leather assless chaps on a navy sub."

All chaps are assless, if they had the ass in them they would be leather pants

Still, the term sounds quite gay.

His dancing around like a fruit was quite ghey - don't know what he was singing, since the sound was distorted like a Compton Burger King drive-thru speaker.

Are Compton Burger King drive-thru speakers particularly bad, in comparison to other Burger King drive-thru speakers?

It is if people wear the chaps without pants I wear leather pants when I ride my motorcycle, I never cared for chaps, even with pants, they look quite gay IMHO and if its cold enough for leather, why let your crotch freeze?. I am considering getting some half chaps, I am kind of on the fence of the looks of those.

Don't know where Compton is, eh?!

Gay code speak, no doubt.

Read my mind. Maybe he doesn't get out much.

Hmm...


If U're looking for somewhere to go
Thought I'd take u to a movie show
Sittin' in the back and I'll jack u off
I can't give u everything u want
But I can take u to a restaurant
If u're not hungry
I'll jack u off

If your man ain't no good
Come on over to my neighborhood
We can jump in the sack and I'll jack u off

If u're tired of the masturbater
Little girl, we can go on a date
And if u like, I'll jack u off

I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off

I only do it for a worthy cause
Viriginity or menopause
U'll have an instant heart attack if I jack u off

If u really really want to be a star
We gotta do it in your momma's car
Naked in a Cadillac, I'll jack u off

If we can't find no place to go
Girl, I'll take u to a movie show, we can sit in the back
And I'll jack u off

I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, yeah
Yeah, yeah, I'll jack u off

Alright say, we'll put some funk on here
I'll jack u off

If u ain't chicken baby, come here
If u're good I'll even let u steer
As a matter of fact, u can jack me off
Yeah, that's right

I'll jack u off, yeah
I'll jack u off



I have never heard it called "jacking off" with a woman. It's like he wanted to flaunt gay stuff but had to code it because it was 1981.

I'm still waiting for Volpone and Poodle do perform a duet of this song.

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Classic Prince!! "Jack U Off!!!"

It a song. Not a coded message.

Gayness aside, maybe the worst song ever recorded.

And i really wanted the pink zeppelin to fly into the floating mouth.

It's in the Pacific Ocean.

Now wait a fucking minute
In the other thread when I said I was "on the fence" you said that was a coded message.

"It a song."? As for the coded message part and Prince, clearly you're unfamiliar with Kevin Smith's experiences with Prince.

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Anybody that is a true Prince fan knows that he sings whatever the hell he feels like singing.

Pre Purple Rain....fughedaboudit!!

Thing is that he was a killer song writer. Lots of people have no idea all the songs he wrote. He wrote that song "Nothing compares to you" sung by the bald headed chick that was such a hit years ago.

Prince wrote all his songs. Anyone who sings a Prince song will have a hit!

I don't know, not everybody could sing raspberry beret and get a hit man.

It's gayer than Lance Bass tenderly sucking the cream out of a Swiss Roll at an Elton John performance in one of those "see through" t-shirts.

Some may call it that. However, I think Lance Bass bears a stunning resemblance to Ellen DeGeneres, so that thought alone makes me gag for all the WRONG reasons.

Oh, did you check out that guy's new video?

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Oh no, not Lance. I'm not that fond of him.

That was, however, the most concentrated sentence of gay in my experience.

I saw something very much like that during the talent portion of
Toddlers and Tiaras."

Even though he specifically refers to a girl, a guy talking about "jacking u off" sounds really gay. And most songs that would be considered gay usually suck. But this one, like most Prince songs, is absolutely fucking awesome.