How is Lanzman Going to Die?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Lanzman, Feb 18, 2022.

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How is Lanzman Going to Die?

  1. Ascends to Higher Plane

    17.6%
  2. Asteroid Attractor Ray accident

    41.2%
  3. Murdered by angry mob of Karens

    35.3%
  4. Sheer Boredom

    41.2%
  5. Face down in the Cheerios one morning

    29.4%
  6. Teh Baba

    41.2%
  7. Teh Baba again

    41.2%
  8. Look, the answer is "teh Baba," so just pick that one

    35.3%
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  1. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Assuming that's even possible, of course.
  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    A power surge while the microwave is on finally activates his ethical circuits, and all the guilt he was supposed to feel all his life rushes in like Niagra Falls bursting open, and makes his head explode.
    :yes:
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  3. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    The ethical circuits weren't ever installed. "Tuesday" they said.
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  4. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    cholera, after fighting successfully against that socialist water treatment plant.
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  5. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Taxed to death.
  6. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    See my post in the Paladin thread.

    Then gargle with cinnamon.
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  7. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Murdered by fascist Trump supporters while screaming "Help! Help! Both sides are equally responsible for stabbing me in the face, abdomen, and genitals!" :async:
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  8. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    The poll didn't have....

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  9. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    The spirit is willing but the flesh is bruised and spongey.
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  10. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    Wait, are you saying that killing Lanzman is like banning Packard?
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