I, For One, Welcome Our New Robotic Lawn Mowing Overlords

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  1. Tuckerfan

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    Lawn of the machines?
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  2. mburtonk

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    Disappointing until they drive themselves. Although, whirling blades of death...
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    I am disappointed there is not a red neck with a beer on top of them.
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    Someone needs to make a redneck mannequin holding an empty beer can and fasten it to one of these :yes:
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  5. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    George Jones will never make it to the liquor store jumping on this lawn mower! Old timers might get this reference.......
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    Hobo With a Shotgun vs Mechamower needs to be made!
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    Begun the Turf Wars have.




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  8. Zombie

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    awwww man.....

    They aren't robots. They are just radio controlled cars.

    Dammit. I was hoping this article would be about a regular lawnmower converted into a robot. I'd buy it for my yard. I hate mowing. :(
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  9. Tuckerfan

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    Lawnboy used to make one, I don't know if they still do. I think that iRobot (the folks that make the Roomba) have one.
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  10. Will Power

    Will Power If you only knew the irony of my name.

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    Robot snow shoveling machines would be good too. Especially on days & nights when the windchill is deadly.
  11. Tuckerfan

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    Looks like Lawnboy stopped making theirs. (it was pretty cool, solar powered, had it's own little "dog house" that it lived in. The CIA used them.)

    Amazon's got at least one new one by Worx. It's $900.
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  12. Captain X

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    I actually did a Tech Ventures project using the idea of large-scale autonomous mowers.
  13. Tuckerfan

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    The inventor of the Roomba wants to sell you a robot to weed your garden.
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    They should paint it orange so it could be a prison robot.