I just bought a MacBook.

It's awesome, but how do I right-click on something?

I'm sorry. Do you need me to come down and teach you how to use a real computer?

This sounds like a troll, but I'll bite.

You either hold two fingers on the trackpad and click or you hold down the control key and click.

Maybe you should learn to Macread first

How do i play state of the art games on a mac? Mac's are overpriced consoles. You cant fix ti yourself its not a desktop computer.

I think you mean he should get the new, New, NEW 75th Generation iRead. The 74th Generation model came out three months ago, but it's already obsolete.

Not trolling. I would have put this in techforge, but it would have taken longer to get an answer.

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How do i replace a video card on a mac?

Take out the old video card, put a new one in. Simple.

Short the circuit, send it back to Apple, collect warranty.

Christ, Moocey.

Why did you go and do a thing like that?

I want you to have this image in your head everytime you look at that fucking piece of fruit you call a computer.



This is your sentence.



(PS - The Red Room anchor has been cast. )

Just in case anyone from Apple actually reads this.....I did do this once, a couple years ago with a Ipod that was pissing me off.

Its not my fault that the company was so fucking stupid that they sent me back either a new one, or the old one fixed up.

I never asked cause I was scared they would catch on to my dirty scheme.

Fucking Apple.