I'm... Chris Hanson! Why Don't You Have a Seat?

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  1. Tuckerfan

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    Okay, so the YouTube gawds offered up a trailer starring Robert Pattinson (who's decided that the best way to get people to forget he was once a sparkly vampire is to play a brooding character who has based his identity on bats, a creature famously diametrically opposite of vampires) with no info as to the subject. Still image looks pretty cool, so I click on it and am served up this:



    Now, you already know more about the trailer than I did, simply by reading the thread title. So, I'm watching the thing, trying to figure out where they're going with it, and WTF it's about, when I hear, "I'm Chris Hanson..." and that's when the penny drops. I don't know where they're going with it, but it seems pretty clear that the folks responsible for this are big fans of another movie about TV. You know, this one:



    As both @shootER and @MikeH92467 can say from first-hand experience, Network pretty much nailed where TV news was headed in the 21st Century, over 20 years before the year 2000.
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    Oh, yeah. Network was prophecy. :yes:
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    Then came Broadcast News.
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    Aside from the fashion and technology, that movie still holds up. :yes:
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    It took several years for the PSTD to settle down enough for me to watch it. :shep:
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    PTVSD. :bailey:
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    My favorite overkill moment from To Catch a Predator was when a cop was waiting outside in a ghillie suit to pounce on some dude while like three plain clothes cops just slowly walk in to handcuff the dude.
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    Based on the first few seconds of this trailer, you're in luck, as they seem to show that.



    In watching this trailer, I'm reminded of what I said to my friends after we saw Natural Born Killers in the theater, "We've just seen the future of cinema. In 10 years, every movie will look like this." I was wrong about how long it'd take, but I don't think I was wrong about what cinema would eventually look like.
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