Impressive that you're all still here...

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Parallaxis, Jul 1, 2016.

  1. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    What news of the fallen Troll Kingdom brethren?

    Does T'Bonz still run Trekbbs? Does Tamar still piss people off? Did MissManners or Sardy ever find their way here? Do people still hate Face? Did Christian ever return to Trekbbs? Did another Skinofevil clone ever arise? Does Lord Elwood still haunt these halls? What news of Lanzman? Oh, and Garment(sp?), whatever happened to her?
  2. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Let's see, some of them walk among us; yes; she's dead; yes and no; is the Pope Catholic; no, nor did Lisa; after JC, no other pretenders; not often; sold the board to Ancalagon; off writing Trek novels.
  3. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Hi. I'm Faceman.
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  4. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    Gul is now in charge?! What, Faceman is a community account? Tamar died?
  5. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    TK's ghost has more activity than it did when it was alive. Maybe it faked it's death. Perhaps we should get Tony shaloub to make a movie about it with a sassy black housekeeper and two kids who you are rooting for to get killed in a glass house summoning the Dark Lord of trolls. @Goldstein the Space Jew can be the obsessed mad scientist who made the glass house and keeps throwing stones in it.

    Wow, that was tldr if I do say so myself.
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  6. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    Another list I didn’t make. :(
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  7. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    No it was just long enough, but incredibly stupid.
  8. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Very good, can you recognize shapes and colors yet?
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  9. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I saw TK was up the other day.
  10. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    No one actually posts here anymore. We're all really clever spambots.

    And Dayton.
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  11. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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  12. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

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    And as you can plainly see, Dayton still hasn't figured out how to use quote tags. :facepalm:
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  13. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    I'm still here, just don't post as often since it became All Dayton, All the Time. :shrug:
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  14. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    I'm not going anywhere.
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  15. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    :waving:Hey Para, you annoying little git you.
  16. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    [/QUOTE]

    So perhaps instead of a brexit they should send a mob over to the house of the guy who does all the fucked up immigration work. It is not all of us that are so woefully incompetent at our job that we cause a global event.
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  17. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    If we banned @Dayton3 then we could have @garamet all the time again!
  18. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Not unless the SomaFlashyFace consortium works out a concerted game plan. All the other dedicated trolls are either dead or run off. There's a message there that you clowns never seem to get.
  19. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Just put Dayton and Chup on ignore, and most of that mess just disappears.
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  20. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Well you're not dead so I put you in the "run off" column.
  21. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Because I'm still here, right? :pathead:
  22. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Not really. More like a ghost in the machine.
  23. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Considering you're an artificial construct, I'll take that as a compliment.

    Say more about your theory.
  24. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I've noticed you only reply to me or my duals...perhaps your just a program that's locked on to those accounts.
  25. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    So you admit to having a dual?:ban:
  26. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Duals. Plural. Duals.
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  27. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Math in the red room.:ban:
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  28. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

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    Yes, and you're one of them.
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  29. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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  30. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    "You're."
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