In Which Faceman Discusses Beauty and the Beast…in Three Parts

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  1. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Except, you know, it's not.

    One fucking scene, the dude is dancing with another man for all of three seconds.

    That's it.

    That's what Malaysia, Kuwait and a theater in MS is willing to lose money over.

    If your kid asked why two men are dancing and the response is "because they want to fuck", then the problem is you, and not Disney.

    :brood:
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  2. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    My kid won't ask me that. She doesn't care if boys dance with boys or girls dance with girls. Or if her brother wears her skirts.
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  3. Ten Lubak

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    The way you're raising your kid, she'll turn into a cum dumpster as soon as she hits college. Big black dick everywhere bro
    Ten Lubak, Mar 23, 2017
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  4. mburtonk

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    *not that there's anything wrong with that.
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  5. TheLonelySquire

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    That's just bad parenting, but to each his own.
    TheLonelySquire, Mar 23, 2017
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  6. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    So is checking for penises in the women's bathroom. :bailey:

    You sanctimonious fuck. :dayton:
    Shirogayne, Mar 23, 2017
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  7. Bickendan

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    TLS hates Scots and kilts confirmed.
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  8. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    At least I'm not raising a dirty half Latino. Go back to your own country!
    The Original Faceman, Mar 24, 2017
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  9. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Saw a comic strip online yesterday - the utensils are turned back into humans, and Chip has a huge gash in his head with his brain exposed. :lol:
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  10. TheLonelySquire

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    Relax, Thelma. Go drink some Cisco.
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  11. RickDeckard

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    Seen it, and thought it was boring. But it is filled with politically correct anachronisms and questionable moral lessons...
    RickDeckard, Mar 24, 2017
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  12. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Sue Collini always gets the weenie

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    Saw it last night. Quite mediocre. Emma Watson was clearly chosen for her politics and not her singing or acting skills.
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    I loved it and didn't think it was any gayer than the cartoon. :shrug:
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  15. The Original Faceman

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    Were all those plates people?

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    In exchange for her father's freedom belle has to agree to stay in the castle forever.

    Belle. The answer is no. No!

    That Gaston fellow loves you. Just ask him to rescue your father. He loves hunting! It's perfect for him!

    You're a dumb bitch, Belle. A dumb bitch.
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    Anna stalking lucas evans.
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    Go away.
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