is there a couch fucker thread yet? feels like this needs a thread.

Several threads this could go in which....isn't good

Not nearly enough news coverage has focused on JD Vance's influences and his extreme views.

We need to talk about JD << Paid

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As horrible as Biff is, I think the couch fucker would be even worse. The former is immoral, but the latter is amoral.

I think that it's pretty clear they're prepping Vance to slide into Trump's seat. The whole thing with him and Erika Kirk, well, she'd made a "better" (IYKWIM) First Lady than his current wife, and part of me wonders if the plan includes Vance marrying Kirk in the new Epstein ballroom when it's finished. However, Vance lacks the charisma of Trump, so getting the saps to fall in line behind him is going to be difficult.

i know it probably will never happen but i so wish these people would get hoisted on their own Petard(s).

the entire list of the line of succession is kinda scary.

This headline is dangerously close to being a crash blossom.

I'm pretty sure they'd find a way to bypass him to at least Mike Johnson... probably just tell him to take the buy out and get out...

The big question is just how game of thrones would it get if there're pretender contenders other than him?

I'll wager that Trump spends a fair amount of time scheming on how he gets one of his kids in the VP spot before he kicks off - which provokes the question of which of them he can most easily get the Broligarchs to agree to.

the Trump spawn line of succession is even more of a cluster fuck.
Ivanka is probably the only one palatable enough not to cause an insurrection.

getting rid of Vance will be easy just show him the genuine leather settee and start dragging it down the road out of DC he will follow like a bloodhound that has caught the scent

The only two I'm even moderately comfortable with are Grassley and Burgum.

JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else

https://www.vice.com/en/article/how...y-became-a-vehicle-for-prison-drug-smuggling/

not worried about the 'stained' shirt i am worried about the 'stained' person wearing it.

https://bsky.app/profile/militaryanalyst.bsky.social/post/3masiadyjac2c

https://x.com/jesse_brenneman/status/2008218797287632955?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

Inane and unsubstantiated. Worse: it's not funny.

when the pedo felon (see i do it too) calls people vermin, trash and countries shit holes i am not sure why there is suprise in the reaction.

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mbwocoqeft2w

Substantiate your shitposting, tspam.

What's more, you could turn a ship the size of the Titanic around overnight. Without any problem.

My guess is that metaphors aren't his strong point...

JD's favourite porn scene