It's fun trolling Castle at TK

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  1. jack

    jack Slave To The Rhythm

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  2. jack

    jack Slave To The Rhythm

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    I have to say in comparison, posting here is a relief.

    I've been enjoying the board a great deal the last couple of weeks.
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  3. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    He's calling himself "The Highwayman"?

    Is he living under an interchange now or something?
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  4. jack

    jack Slave To The Rhythm

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    He's very obsessed with the idea that Trump is going to somehow come out on top in this election and all us "libs" are going to be committing suicide.

    or something. It's Breitbart, Newsmax and every right wing blogger in the sphere he's quoting.

    Plus for some reason, he's stalking my two year old facebook posts, which is pretty weirdly funny.
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    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    Uh, Jack, Castle appears more coherent than you do in that thread. He's using alternative facts and you're just throwing insults. You need to sprinkle some facts in with your insults.
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  6. jack

    jack Slave To The Rhythm

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    Thanks for the tip Steve. I'll give it a whirl, since facts seem to be what we deal in. He just makes me wanna troll is all :D
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  7. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    John Castle was always an odd one, but he's really gone insane the last year or so.

    I do love his continuing narrative that he is somehow causing troubles for WF and affecting policy and signups here when I can't even remember the last time he came up in the Shelter. :lol:
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    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Is John Castle the one who lived in Arkansas, or the one who kept using the n-word?
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    Troll question or sincere?
  11. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    AZ or NM I think.
    But America has a vast rail network.
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  12. We Are Borg

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    Pretty sure he's walking proof that vaping gives you brain damage. :yes:
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  13. jack

    jack Slave To The Rhythm

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    No that would be Coyote Ugly, or whatever he calls himself.
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    John Castle is a fucking disaster :lol:
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    I would never troll outside of the Red Room.
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  16. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    How about 'No Holes Barred'? :diacanu: (I got Mal to join here, but need to remind him to actually post lol)

    Castle was living in Arizona last I checked/heard. The Saint, our version of skinofevil, a few other handles/duals he employs at TK.
    Pretty sure Tasvir was the resident N-bomb dropper.
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    He's suffering feelings of inadequacy next to his brother Frank.
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    Is Mal's wife still underage?
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    Jessah or D?
  21. Stallion

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    Whats happened to Castle at TK? I got a bit bored this afternoon with @oldfella1962 s election meltdown and thought a change of scenery would be good so I decided to see if Castle has had an aneurism yet? Im guessing given he seems to be posted missing, that you guys have either banned him, he got the 'rona and died or he's been marching to DC over the last few weeks?
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  22. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    @Bickendan @shootER please delete if this is violating the no outside information from other places rule.

    Is that still a rule? Is stuff openly posted on TK off limits?

    Does it apply to banned members?

    Anyway.

    @Stallion:
    So Castle’s life/housing situation appears to be even more in flux than normal. About a year ago they got rid of all their possessions except for a suitcase and took a bus across the continent* to bumfuck middle of nowhere Upper Midwest (where have family). They had a place lined up but it fell through. Ended up living in a motel. After a couple months they got fed up and went back to Arizona where again housing fell through and they ended up in another motel, this time in a tiny town in the middle of the desert (can’t drive/no car so could only walk to a couple places) . Through a family member they got hooked up with a house back in middle of nowhere Upper Midwest so jumped on the bus again and is now there. But it doesn’t have internet. I’m guessing with the weather it is hard for them to get to a coffee shop or other place with WiFi. They’re now trying to get back to Arizona.

    *Except for a handful of high volume trip pairs intercity bus service in the US SUCKS. Super sketchy and super slow. I can’t imagine using it to go 1700 miles/2700km. I think it took most of a week.
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  23. Stallion

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    They?

    Castle has a significant other? :wtf: learn something new everyday i guess.

    Guys a fucking moron but you wouldnt wish hard times on him like that. At least if he had got the jail then we could laugh at him.
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  24. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Oh good lord no! :lol:

    Don’t be ridiculous.

    I was just using gender neutral pronouns.
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  25. Stallion

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    Pretty sure Castle is a he. Saying that, it will piss him off even more when he reads you referring to him as they
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    What happened to the millions Castle made from his Hollywood screenplays and vaping manuals? :unsure:
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    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Last I knew, Castle had moved to some small ass town in Arizona. He then had some offer to live in a house his mom (I think) owned. He was debating going there due to infrastructure (internet, public transportation, ride services). I know he doesn't/can't drive because apparently of eyesight. But from @Ancalagon's post, at least he has some housing, which most likely is the house his mom has for him.

    I didn't know Castle had gone through all that, if so, I feel kind of bad for him. Hopefully he gets some stability soon.
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  28. Bickendan

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    As much as he's gone off the rails with his interactions here, and how some of his views just don't make sense considering his situation, I wouldn't wish it on my --
    No, I would wish it on some. But not Castle.
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    Castle isn't that bad. I bet he smells bad though.
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  30. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Nah, "they" as in him and his vape pen.
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