I've Been Wondering What My Presidential Library/Museum Should Look Like?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Dayton Kitchens, Jun 17, 2017.

  1. The Original Faceman

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    Whatever you say...cousin fucker.
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  2. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Hey Dayton. According to a map South Carolina is not that far away from Arkansas. We should meet up. I propose we meet at Bojangles' Famous Chicken and Biscuits at 1800 Asheville Hwy, Spartanburg, SC 29303. That's the most racist sounding restaurant I could find at the moment.

    Name your date and time and I will totally be there.
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    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    So.... how inappropriate would it be for me to say "I'd hit it!"
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  5. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I don't even know your cousin.

    Is she hot?
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    I am pretty sure they cannot shape a building like fail and hypocrisy. Perhaps s if they made it look like trump's head it would come close to matching your bullshit.
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    This is why I don't post here anymore. Dayton tees up a softball and 3 pages later, you're still wiffing ineptly at it.
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    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    OK, I must have totally missed all this. You're going to delete the entire internet? Is it kinda like Catwoman's "clean slate" program from Dark Knight Returns?
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  11. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    It will be a chicken coup with chicken shit all over old newspapers.
  12. Dayton Kitchens

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    There will be a special display and room for my Nobel Peace Prizes of course.
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    Well, that's about two cubic centimeters accounted for.
  14. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    He isn't.
  15. Dayton Kitchens

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    I don't like metrics. But a moderately sized room for each. Nothing too ostentatious though. About the size of a typical library media room for each would be good.
  16. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    You're lusting after a male cousin?

    You dirty Gamecock you...
  17. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Is GAMecock another South Carolina reference?
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    I think I might have actually eaten at that Bojangles'.
  19. Dayton Kitchens

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    I'm curious as to how the name "Bojangles" is racist? The only thing I remember about the name is its part of the title of an old country music/folk song "Mr. Bojangles". Which was about a local dancer.
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    I don't believe it is. It just sounded southern so Face ran with it.

    Now if we are talking about restaurants with racist names Little Black Sambo's (out of Santa Barbara) is an old timie place which wins that award. Though a few decades back they changed the name to simply Sambo's.
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  21. Dayton Kitchens

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    Which never made sense because IIRC the story of "Little Black Sambo" was of an African kid who cleverly outwitted a group of maneating tigers.
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    He was Indian.
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    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    I thought Faceman lived in California. Now he's in South Carolina?
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  25. Dayton Kitchens

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    Now I hear he's from India.

    Whose to say a moderator's wrong.........
  26. The Original Faceman

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    I just learned about my relocation too. I'm still processing it all

    @Dayton3 did my children also move to South Caroline or just me?
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  27. Dinner

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    I am sorry will you explain exactly what this is supposed to mean?

    Edit: Ahh, a wife beater. That took a few seconds.
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  28. Minsc&Boo

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    King's landing.
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    The shirt she's wearing is commonly known as a "wife beater," as it is frequently worn by men being arrested for domestic abuse on Cops. I think you can figure out the rest from here.
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  30. Dinner

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    Yeah, figured it out, thanks.