I've Been Wondering What My Presidential Library/Museum Should Look Like?

I've had some t-shirts like that. There is a real cool story attached to one of them.

Not the one many of you probably suspect though.

No, no there isn't.

Sure. It goes to one of my rare bouts of introspection a few years ago

Unless it involves paramedics using the jaws of life to extract your head from your ass, there isn't one.

Oh my. Tucker sounds a bit irritated.

Nope. I just know that you don't have any interesting stories to tell.

and jsut like his career as a bailiff, the jail will have an open door policy?

ummm....

you might wanna try reading the first page next time...

Is it what you were wearing when you killed the old lady?

??Who worked as a baliff??

WHY IS DAYTON NOW NOTDAYTON.

I thought you were responsible for the transport of prisoners at one point until you aided and abetted an escape?
That's what they're called here

He was a jailer. He left the doors open for a blowjob.

pitching or catching?

I didn't do any of that.

I've found his secret plans to "upgrade" Air Force One!

^Actually I had in mind a modified B-1R (B-1 bomber Regional) with a six man cockpit. Pilot/copilot/myself/Secret Service Agent/Football carrier/communications guy.



or something even sharper

Looks legit!

Playing word games?

He didn't aid and abet... Just broke the rules buy leaving them alone in a transport vehicle while he stopped midroute to go eat lunch. So one or two of them escaped. In my mind's eye I see Dayton walking out of a Waffle House, drips of syrup on his uniform, to find the prisoners gone and wondering how he is going to explain this one!

That was the end of Dayton's very short career in law enforcement.

here's mine! I do my best thinking, writing (and reading sometimes) here, so it only seems fitting!

It looks like an adandoned building in Detroit.

Kentucky Fried Movie was the best. :joy:

Also untrue.

Fine. Why did you allow inmates to escape from jail. I'm sure there's a perfectly Christian reason

So what did I get wrong? The drips of syrup on the uniform part? Was it ketchup stains instead?

I called an ambulance to take one to the hospital who appeared to be having a heart attack.

In other words, you fell for the oldest most cliched trick in the world. That is phenomenal.

I thought you didn't post here anymore because there were too many liberal pussies and the staff didn't want people using slurs in thread titles.

Could you imagine having that kind of thing in your personal history?

"Mama! Tell us again about the time Pawpaw Dayton let the prisoner escape from the jail!"