Ken You Believe This???

https://heatst.com/culture-wars/bar...olls-are-why-children-shouldnt-be-given-toys/

Can society go any more off the rails?

Oh no, fashion changes! Aaaaahhhhh! Run for the hills!

I'm reminded of Danny Reagan the main detective on the cop show "Blue Bloods".

Someone mentioned a Barbie Dream House and he mentioned being familiar with them. His partner gave him a questioning look and he said

"I borrowed my sisters. Used it as a bachelor pad for my G.I. Joes........"

Down with binary gender roles.

What's wrong with gender roles?

That's because you're 1/2 a man?

Missed the modifier there, didja?

Aren't you a little old to be playing with dolls?

Forced binary gender roles are harmful. Choosing a role for yourself is perfectly fine.

What do you have against centaurs?

This is 100% accurate.

These will go good with your MLP collection.

What will?

Can @TheLonelySquire play with any more dolls meant for children?

Oh, yes. Lots more.



Lots, lots, more.

I am pretty sure the article is written tongue in cheek. However, you took it seriously. You really think Ken with a man bun is going to take down the world. What the fuck is wrong with you that you are afraid of a doll with no genitals having a man bun? Sure it is funny, but it is not trump being elected POTUS. Don't be a Ken and grow a pair you cowardly little shit.

Why are you so obsessed with mlp? is there something you want to tell us about your collection of plastic dolls? Do you watch Equestria Girls and get angry because it is harder for you to masturbate to humans?

The world didn't end when Earring Magic Ken got a greenlight and it won't with these.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You're still gay.

These new ken dolls.

Most children didnt have toys before 1930.

I can see a car with a giant Trump picture thumping down the street with a flat time and a few idiots in MAGA shirts on the sidewalks cheering someday.

Technically bisexual, but you are still afraid of a dickless Ken doll with a man bun.

Nah, I don't like Barbie or Ken dolls. The whole thing is just so plastic-y and fake, with the expectations of beauty/handsomeness unrealistic. Plus, while I'm a firm believer in live and let live, hipsters drive me up the wall.

They're fake.
Made up by ad men in the 50's to sell targeted products based on a way of life that never existed until they bullshitted it into existence.
You'd think it would outrage you that you were lied to all your life by con-artists for nothing more than a buck, but nope, you and those like you love the lie like Linus loves his blanket.

Why does that matter?

Traditional gender roles were "bull shitted into existence" in the 1950's? Are you really this ignorant of history or is this just more out of you?

Rigid conformity to them experienced a resurge in the 50's if you want to be anal retentive.
But precision has never seemed to be your goal.
More like grasping at any straw to feed your pathetic ego.

Anyway, they were fake before that too.

Living a lie doesn't matter?
Of course, you're religious. What else to expect?

A vagrant druggie who blows guys and dresses up as a woman. Yeah, it's not you, it's everyone else.

Don't get mad at me because a plastic doll with a man bun is destroying your little snowflake world.

Oh, and I hear man bun Ken is polling better than your Lord and master trump. Could that be why your cuckadoodle ass is losing your shit?

Snowflake is s term reserved for the emasculated left who simply don't have the will to compete. You know, the ones who whine about "fairness" and wave the victim flag? That's you, so just own it. Question: Have you always been such a clusterfuck of disappointment in the game of life or did it coincide with the drug abuse?