Ken You Believe This???

Read the definition of the word, not what you wish it to be. Grow up.

Go turn yourself in.

All RR banter aside, you are a really strange dude.

Says the guy who still has an imaginary friend.

You, otoh, aren't really weird, you just can't get chicks.

Pfft. You need to get out more. Tererun, or whatever she's calling herself, is fucking tame.

Perhaps, but at least he just admitted he's a guy in a dress. Maybe there's hope for him?

Hope for what? That she might be an extra in a John Waters movie?

You'd be better off searching for a job than putting forth convoluted bullshit here. How long did it take you to come up with that?

I can't get what?

See what I mean?

See what? What are you talking about?

I repeat, turn yourself in.
As in to the cops.
You must have done something.
Hell, just walk in to the station, and go "put me in a cell, I'm bad", and they'll be like "sure! ".

He has a job. He's a thinker, a poet, an artist, a supreme intellectual. The world just isn't ready for his particular brand of genius.

Pfft, @Coloratura gets all the chicks. You haven't seen him at the petting zoo; the chicks are all over him. The baby ducks too. I was even like "hey, look, they have bunnies!" and he said "Meh, whatever, I'm busy with the chick and ducklings." and I said, "good, more bunnies for me!" Because, bunnies!

That's because I go to the evil petting zoo. I've watched enough Monty Python to know what happens when you encounter evil rabbits.

I'm thinking a petting zoo with porcupines and rattle snakes would be pretty edgy!

I have one of these... it's sitting on a display case in my living room. It's pretty fucking cool.

There's a much more precise word for taking away somebody's sense of self and self-worth: "dehumanizing."

Right on cue with the victim card.

Huh?

Are you even trying to make sense?

What is this? Making-the-transition-from-Lisa-to-Ken?

It's TheLonelySquire after his closeted and true selves fought in a junkyard, and the latter won.
You can doo eet, TLS! We believe in you!

can I believe some snowflake has the time to be triggered by changes to a doll?

Sadly, yes I can.

Reminds me of the time Mike Pence was triggered by Mulan

It's "wish testicle Ken". I saw an adult version nutjob at the supermarket the other day. WTF?

My sister had Barbie and Ken when we were kids. That's not what I remember Ken looking like.

Ken is just Pat!

Now there's a sketch that hasn't aged well