Let’s play a game

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Jenee, Jan 25, 2024.

  1. Jenee

    Jenee Driver 8

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    I’ll go first.

    Mountain Spring Summer’s Eve (2 2 packs)
    Imodium
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  2. notnick

    notnick lost, as usual

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    1 girl.........2 girls............................1 cup!!!!!!!!!
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  3. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    Condoms
    Rope
    Lube
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  4. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

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    K-Y jelly, whipped cream, condoms. Works best with two people. Ask me how I know:?:
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  5. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    As a former cashier, whatever. Scan scan scan, total please. Receipt?
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  6. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    It's just delightful that they keep the sexy time products in locked cabinets now.
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  7. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Generally speaking, buying the sexy time stuff is more embarrassing for the customers than it is for the employees dealing with the customers.
    Now it's twice as awkward as they have to get the lube and condoms unlocked, and the customer being certain the employee's judging them about them wanting the size XXL Trojans (they are).
  8. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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  9. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    Fight Club, a "THESE COLORS DON'T RUN" T-shirt, and the Star Wars sequel trilogy.
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  10. Thoughts and Prayers

    Thoughts and Prayers Fresh Meat

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