Mass Deportations Round One

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Tuckerfan, Jan 21, 2025.

  1. Crosis36

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    ATF - August 2024
    DEA - May 2022

    Since you were too scared to look at it yourself.
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  2. matthunter

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    "I just suck his cock nightly, he's not my boyfriend!!!"
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    Not really a fair comparison as the ATF and DEA don’t have to interact with the really dangerous criminals like gardeners, childcare workers and single moms.
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    Ancalagon Mr. Ingenious Administrator Formerly Important

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    The five S’s of escalation in a crowd control environment:

    Shout: IMSHEE! IMSHEE! (Back, back)
    Show: Bring your weapon up
    Shove: Getting barrel punched in the sternum does not feel good
    Signal: Shots in the air to signal you are serious (probably can’t do in the US - Maybe some less than lethal option? Taser?)
    Shoot: Put ‘em down
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  5. matthunter

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    They're the most likely agencies to have UA on their radar since there is no Department of Preventing Terminal Stupidity (or Trump would have disbanded them), hence he has to build them up as existential threats.
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  6. Tererunererun

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    Link? Not that I don't believe you, but that doesn't make sense.
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  7. matthunter

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    Jesus cunting Christ Steve, "Republicans push right to drive through protestors" is a basic fucking Google search and will deliver more than enough valid results for you to employ the fucking critical thinking you keep demanding of Tuckerfan.
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  8. Tererunererun

    Tererunererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    If tuckspam posts unsubstantiated drivel, I'm gonna point it out. If he posts something that makes sense in context I'll engage him.

    Sorry if you got drivel on you. I really want him to do the work.
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  9. Crosis36

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  10. matthunter

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    "Show your working" counts only if the question isn't on the level of 2 + 2 = 4.

    "DeSantis backed right to mow down protestors with your truck" is about that fucking level, or possibly below in terms of the IQ you'd have to have not to have heard of it. Or your penis size if you're THIS fucking focused on calling out TF.

    It's more fucking tiresome than his shitposting, ffs.
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  11. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    What a noble service. Thank you so very much. You're a goddamned hero.
    Here's your fucking medal.

    [​IMG]

    Now pat yourself on the back, call it a day, and take a nap.
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  12. Tererunererun

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    Good, maybe he'll stop shitposting.
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    Tererunererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Trump at loss for words when he plays the video of the Minneapolis shooting during NYTimes interview.

    Non paywalled link:
    https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/0....znFz.YztPLvbGRaZB&smid=nytcore-android-share
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  14. Crosis36

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    Meanwhile, Ka$h Patel's FBI has squeezed MN law enforcement out of the investigation.
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  16. Uncle Albert

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    You're not even on speaking terms with the truth. Your claimed beliefs are worthless.


    :zzz:

    Learn a new schtick. You're not even a clever liar, and your desperate clamoring for negative attention has gotten really stale.
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  17. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    All claims, no proof. You are full of shit.
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  18. We Are Borg

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    Where are the states’ rights folks on this one? Surely Federal Farmer must be outraged that the State of Minnesota has been completely shut out of the federal “investigation”.
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  19. Diacanu

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    Okay, litterbox boy.
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  20. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    You assbags do not have a single logical, factual reason to believe I support that man. It's all vapid purity tests where the slightest dissent from your position amounts to aid and comfort for the "other" side. Has no bearing on reality.
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  21. TheBrew

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    If anything, his wife was broken in over it by Vance.

    And what jokes beyond pointing that Kirk died in an incident he said was acceptable in service of his views: a school shooting.
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  22. Uncle Albert

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    I accept your surrender.
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  23. TheBrew

    TheBrew The Hand of Smod

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    We have 65,791 factual reasons you support him. If it walks like a Nazi and talks like a Nazi...
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  24. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Fucking name ONE, bullshitter. I'm sure one exists, but I doubt you can cough it up.
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  25. Tererunererun

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    I think it's federal jurisdiction when a federal agent is involved. FBI is justified and agents investigating will do a good job. What their "superiors" do with their findings is questionable.
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  26. Crosis36

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    Your deep-throated praise of the Venezuelan invasion, for one.
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  27. Crosis36

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    It's funny you mention a clamoring for negative attention.
    Yet you post here.
    No one likes you here. You're like that weird kid who keeps sitting down at the lunch table where no one wants him.
    If anyone is clamoring for negative attention here, it's you. If I liked negative attention, I's go post on Stormfront or something.

    Screenshot_20260108_150013_Edge.jpg

    Holy shit, look at all that negative attention I'm clamoring for in relation to you.
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  28. TheBrew

    TheBrew The Hand of Smod

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    You know yourself the best, so going to just trust you on this self-assessment.
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  29. Tererunererun

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    I like AI.
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  30. Crosis36

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    Are you channeling your best Linda McMahon?
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