How would we know? You're more camera-shy than Dorian Gray. Whilst some of us aren't scared or ashamed to have photos more recent than a decade old.
Meanwhile... *UA finishes his Albert-occio puppet/robot* UA- Please, blue fairy, make my boy real. Albert-occio- *Springs to life* *Hair turns pink* I'm queer!!! UA- NOOOOO!!!! Blue fairy-
oh, definitely you ya pasty doughboy. don't confuse your beer gut and bloatedness as being healthy. izzat you around the 13 minute mark? meanwhile, you should be half this pretty by your mid fifties..
heh-I just chopped about 6" off last month I suspect Al's simply jealous that despite the ambition he claims to have, my life is always going to be better than his. From the weed I smoke to the bicycle I ride to any conceivable other aspect or object.
I imagine Albert knows about all sorts of interesting sexual accoutrements. Edit: Autocorrect redid it to the American spelling, "accouterments". I prefer the British spelling. Edit edit: Partly because I keep reading it as "a cooter mint".
