The thing about the photo being from 2023 does not appear to be true. Whether it's a completely faked Google Lens and AI result, or a real result but Google's AI got it wrong (which is pretty darn common), I can't tell. But I can fine no corroboration of a March 2023 photo matching that one.
Well yeah, he sucked the life force from Lindsey Graham, just as he has been doing to senators for centuries. Lindsey just misheard what would be sucked.
I keep looking at these "pics" of McConnell and get the impression he's not firing on all cylinders. I mean, he was going downhill for months anyway, but... the porch light is on... no one's home.
"MAGA calls BS" ... Yeah, but MAGA is fucking insane. Not that it isn't fun to watch Republicans tear each other apart. But I think he's alive.
It could also be that they're using him as a diversion from all the other fucked up shit that's happening. Don't want to talk about the fact that the US is committing war crimes? Then have one of your friendlies in the press start asking, "Where's Mitch?" Or have Mitch's team release an unconvincing "proof of life" document.
This whole "They're keeping Mitch's death a secret until it's too late to do a special election" thing is a distraction. He didn't die, not yet anyway. He's being uploaded. It doesn't say anywhere in the rulebook that a digitized human consciousness can't hold political office. The Chelonian One is a test run to make sure the technology works, then Trump will be uploaded and be president forever. What did you idiots think all the data centers were for, making pictures of UA committing lewd acts with a Jeep?
