NASA is looking for someone to defend Earth!

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  1. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7

  2. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Dear aliens:

    I will gladly side with you if you can bring the comet to extintify the Human waste on the planet. Do it before trump becomes leader of your planet. Fuck NASA trying to help trump voters to continue their existence.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    PS aliens;

    if you happen to be space Indians who want to turn the boy, aka @Federal Farmer , into a all powerful God please have mercy on the universe and join us in our extinction.
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Crap. Not Xur and the motherf**king Ko-Dan Armada. Again.
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