Negro Apocalypse - Planned Parenthood worse than Slavery says GOP

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  1. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/26/gop-rep-blacks-worse-off_n_478744.html

    Mewa couldn't be responsible for more than, say, 8-9 percent of those, could he? :flow2:
  2. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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  3. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Well, duh!

    It's kind of like asking who'd buried in Grant's Tomb. :doh:
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  5. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    Bullshit.

    Any fool can buy a condom. For next to nothing cost wise. Sure, they are not as effective as some other methods but they are a lot better than nothing.
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  6. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Just about any store sells them--convenience are open all hours of the night even--and they're cheap. Short of the gub'mint delivering boxes of them to one's front door, I don't see how anyone can decry "lack of access."

    Since they're not free, I'm sure someone will complain about that. But exercise some judgment: if you can't afford a condom, how are going to afford a baby?
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  7. ndcarlin

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    I was really hoping this Rep used the phrase "Negro Apocolypse"
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    :jayzus: Maybe Augusta is a rare exception, but every black neighborhood is knee-deep in convenience stores, and all sell condoms.

    Wait....nobody comes to their door and hands then out for free? :indifferent:

    They do in the white neighborhoods! Yes, everyone gets all excited and yells "the rubber man is here!" when they see him driving down the street.
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  9. ndcarlin

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    Playing Barry White tunes on the tinkly little speaker...
  10. Muad Dib

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    Vandygoddess would have loved this thread. :weep:
  11. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    I was once doing some work with a box cutter. Blad got dull. I needed ONE razor, not the boxes with 20 you buy at Wal-Mart. So, I asked a guy from a neighboring office if he had any. He said, "Just go down to the gas station and buy one." He normally knows what he's talking about, so I went to the corner gas station and asked for one.

    Sure enough, they sold them. Single. Razor. Blades.

    They also had condoms, I noticed.

    Two things they sell stuff for in the ghetto: drug use (razor blade) and sex (condoms).
  12. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Do they sell rolling papers?
  13. Lt. Mewa

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    When YOU want one razor blade its for legit use. But anybody else it must be for drugs? :jayzus:
  14. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    That's right Mewa.. :)
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  15. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Pfeh! Razor blades... Who needs 'em? :garamet:

    [action=Muad Dib] strokes his full beard.[/action]
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  16. ndcarlin

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    Carlin looks up sniffling and rubbing his gums...

    Ummm...Me?

    Condoms...Who needs em?
  17. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Totally OT, but I was reading thru an Osprey history of Sherman's march, and couldn't help but notice that in the portrait photos of every single officer, Union or Confederate, they all sported full, carefully tended beards. 'Twas apparently the style of the times.
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  18. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Oh, and, I haven't needed condoms since a little surgery I got in 1980.
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    Negro Apocalypse: Available on Playstation and XBox.
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    Of course it's complete bullshit: This article will have us believe a herd of people lacked access to condoms or the pill but had no problem getting an abortion? :jayzus:
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    Blacks are reproducing above replacement rate levels. Can't say the same for another big racial demographic.
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  23. oldfella1962

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    Funny vasectomy story - the Army hospital gave me a "no PT" (physical training) for two weeks letter. However, at the time I was quite the PT stud, and because of my high score, I was exempt from morning PT. Thus, I got to sleep in when other soldiers rolled around on the cold ground.

    But the exemption only lasts for six months, then you have to take another PT test - if you don't score high enough, you go back to doing PT.

    My exemption was about to run out - so I figured "what the heck" and took a PT test three days after my vasectomy. So not only was I doing PT, I was going full-bore intensity to get a very high score.

    So I took the test (pushup, situp, two-mile run) and felt just fine afterwords, probably because adrenaline was masking the pain. But I got a great score, and wouldn't have to do PT (with my company anyway- I could do it solo whenever I wanted) for six more months

    The next day just happened to be my "jizz in a cup" day - the lab examines your sperm to make sure nobody was "slipping through the fence."

    My semen was filled with blood - a lot of it! And a couple hours later, the pain in my testicles started up.

    Turns out I had messed myself up by going against doctor's orders - I had Epidydimitis (infected, inflamed tubes running into the testicles). :aurora:

    I had to go to work barely able to move, despite being on strong painkillers.
    Was it worth it? Yes, because I was okay in about a week, and got to sleep in every day for the next six months.
  24. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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  25. Nova

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    As a guess, I'll bet it's even more true of Hispanics.
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  26. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    There are no funny vasectomy stories. :bergman:
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    I thought the same was true for muslim immigrants in general, but that might have been just in Europe.
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    The edit button is too close to the quote button. :mad:
  29. Jenee

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    pretty sure free clinics give out free condoms.

    And, there are plenty of uses for a single razor blade. I've got a box cutter and wrapping paper cutter that uses razor blades. But, I only change the blades like once a decade - if that..
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    That depends upon who's getting snipped.