Newly elected Republican Congresswoman/high school dropout vows to carry handgun to Congress

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  1. Tuckerfan

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    Yup. Can't imagine why someone would want to put their penis in her to begin with, and then when you find out that Ted Cruz might have been there as well...
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    Eh. It hardly matters. Even if it's true, she will just say she has since turned to God and all previous sins are forgiven. Her base will not turn away from her.
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    But her base might get a little smaller.
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    I hold no such opti,ism.
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    Doesn't seem to be much traction on this
  6. Tuckerfan

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    Wait for it…

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  7. Ten Lubak

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    What's she more likely to say on Hannity....

    1) "Yes I used to be a whore and would get the occasional abortion ooooopsie!"
    2) "This is another example of radical far leftist baby killers trying to manufacture lies and hate against us god loving Republicans."

    Hmmmm
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    The lack of evidence that has come out leans towards there being none for the claims, however it would be a hell of a trap to set. Get the allegations out there, convince her they have nothing to back then so she publicly denies, then slap down the evidence.

    Not that I think that's what is going to happen, but would love to see it.
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    She’s barely brighter than MTG, so anything she says will sound incriminating because she’s such an idiot.

    Heck, I’m dubious that Hannity will even bring the subject up, since he’ll want to protect her image. She, OTOH, will feel compelled to strike back and do so in a manner that makes it look like she’s confessing, even if none of it ever happened.
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    3,500 votes in a primary is a number that would make them sweat. :corn:
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    Rimjob Bob Sue Collini always gets the weenie

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    She's hot. I hope the rumors of sex work are true. :)
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    How do you say "I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick" in Mandarin? :chris:
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    Running over mailbox, eh?
    Please tell me the Postal Inspector got involved :brood:
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    She’s accused of being a dog killer.

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    fucked up if true, and I dislike dogs.

    Fucked up does mean mean super fucking common with hateful terrible neighbors.
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    So she's gone full Cristofascist down the home stretch, openly framing everything as a battle to bring God into government full force.
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    Goodh, Then her religion can pay the tax bill. I shouldn’t have to subsidize other people’s 1st or 2nd amendments.
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    Yeah, the SugarBaby thing isn't really indicative of professional sex work so much as "willing to take old dick for a free and comfortable ride". It's kind of the opposite, philosophically.
    Abortions during that era woulda been side dick.


    Add it all up and she found a rich enough guy her age finally and so first rose above the other sugarbabes before evolving into the sanctimonious halfwit we have today.
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