She had to make sure he was her son, so she tried him out to see if he'd still fit in there... Like Cinderella, only instead of a seeing if a slipper fits you try it with a, y'know, vagina...
This sounds like the setup for a fantastic thriller along the lines of Psycho or The Return of Dr. X.
Fuck me, Dayton could work it out, and he needs detailed instructions in a pop-up book on how to wipe his own arse. Pork Sword.
Man, this is like "Two Girls, One Cup," if Edgar Allan Poe, Rod Serling, and/or Alfred Hitchcock had created it.
So... ... ...if she got pregnant, the first kid would be the father of his step-brother? How did this story not happen in West Vir-by God-ginia?
About halfway through the first sentence, I thought "Well, this is going to be a heartwarming... oh."
Dude think about the poor kid. First off, he's gotta be pretty psyched. Teenager just scored himself a Mrs. Robinson, if he'd even had sex it was probably awkward as can be and while surely pleasurable enough, two young kids trying to get off is nothing like the time she showed him. Throw in the fact that she's obviously batshit fucking insane and you just know she fucked his brains out and quite possibly gave him the best night of his life. And then his world FUCKING IMPLODES when he finds it IT'S HIS FUCKING MOM. :huddleincorner: :lockmeaway:
Sounds like a variation on the teacher screws student acceptability checklist. It's the guideline for many WF responses, so for those who embrace that bit of logic how should the list be adapted? The first part is pretty much the same: Is it a heterosexual encounter? Is the child male? Is the adult female? Is the adult minimally attractive? So should "Is the adult unrelated?" be added? Or is that too restrictive? Perhaps "Is the adult not your mom?" is a better way to go. Or maybe no further addition is necessary. Personally I'm against adults fucking children but clearly many disagree. And I admit we're talking about taboos here, and biologically speaking there isn't any harm in having offspring with a parent, sure years of inbreeding causes problems but that isn't the case here. So is it time to give Oedipus Rex a break? note: Electra will continue to be shunned and rebuked for the foreseeable future.
No, more like he'd be the father of his half-brother, 3/4th brother would be the more accurate term. Oh and to continue the hypothetical, in ten years if his 3/4th brother threw a hump into their mom his grandson would also be his 7/8ths brother. I think.
