Obama's Portable Teleprompter

Our genius President has discovered a way to make sure he has his teleprompter with him no matter where he goes.

NOOOOO, I DON'T HAVE A CHIP ON MY SHOULDER!!!!!!! YOU HAVE THE CHIP! YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!ONEONE1!!ONE!WON!!!!!!!0001!!!!! [/KIRK1ADM]

I swear to god your joke's about as funny as a Christian comedian's performance in a strip club.

Fuck off John. Calling this President on his regular bullshit isn't having a chip. Why don't you go and minister, or preach to someone else. Either way, just fuck off.

You call him out on everything, including shit that is pointless. You're hyperpartisan. As I said, the man could save a child from a burning building and there are some who would have a problem with it in some way. You're one of those who would. You're as bad as the people who hoped George W. Bush would have choked on that pretzel. You're petty and vindictive.

Not really, but I'm sure in your fucked up socialist world that is how it appears.

Again, you are wrong asshole. I have no party affiliation. Maybe you should pull that broomstick handle out of your ass now.

I think you need to provide evidence to support your ridiculous claim. Because I have complimented this President on the rare and unusual occasions where he has deserved it. But, unlike a socialist piece of scum like you, I find this President and his constant attacks on my liberties to be inexcusable. I find his constant desire to usurp the Constitution reprehensible.

Now run along you self-absorbed fool.

See? You do have a massive chip on your shoulder, you're petty and vindictive, and you can be nudged into a rage just by someone stating their opinion. Drink less caffeine. High blood pressure will kill ya.

No, I simply find people like you not worthy of much respect. Then again, your dime store psychological assessment isn't really worth all that much. Sort of like you.

Wouldn't it be easier the other way around?

I'm assuming zombies are more flexible than the living.

I thought you had me on ignore. Damn! Just another lie from the resident Raytard.

So don't respect me. It's no skin off my nose. I can't make you respect or like me, nor would I try.

Awesome, then nothing else needs to be said.

Who the hell do ya?

Give us a list of people you think are just fucking wonderful.

Why should I?

KIRK1ADM's trolling is so lazy that he has to use images that others have photoshopped. Probably because he goes into a seething fit of incoherent rambling and rage whenever he enters a real argument with someone.

So you can't?

I am more and more convinced that he's an actual retard. Better to pat him on the head and pretend he's not embarrassing himself as much as he is.

Again, why should I?

It would be a gesture of loveliness, and people might actually start to like you.

And now this part of the "conversation" will be dragged out for another three pages.

I don't care if you like me or not Dickanew.

Nah, I'm done.
I saw what I wanted to see.

Because he'd probably be the one to set the building on fire just so he could rescue the kid NYEH NYEH NYEHHHHHHHH!!!11

Seriously, Kirk, your constant Obama bashing is as tiresome and played out as Mewa trolling Firefly fans, and your insults ceased to be funny after the fifth grade.

Constant bashing, hardly Anna. Tell you what sweetie, if you don't like what I have to say about the gray man, then do what socialist scum like Rick and Raytard have done, put me on ignore.

Thanks for proving Timmy and John right. You're completely incapable of making comments without throwing shitty insults towards people you disagree with. God, even Garamet can give it a rest for a while, but you sound like the same rabid dog that hid out at TBBS six years ago as you do now.

And no, I'm not putting you on ignore. You're not worth the effort, and it's more lulzy to see you get your panties in a bunch when you get called out.

Bye, cupcake.

He's a developmentally disabled adult with a child mind. I expect nothing less.

So are you. Same coin, different side.

Never before have you so succinctly defined your debating style. (I couldn't pass that up. You understand.)

One thing is for sure. It has been extremely entertaining for me seeing how upset one little picture has made the socialist scum that support the gray man that infects the White House right now.