"Peter, don't be a Hollywood hero, be a real hero. Real heroes don't yell and act tough; they're tough enough to be gentle, so control yourself."
What the fuck, universe?! I thought we worked this out! Goddamn. Rest in peace to one of the greatest voice actors ever. Fuck. Godspeed, Eeyore.
Years ago my union negotiated a special one time bereavement leave allowance that could be used upon the death of absolutely anyone, family or not. It was mainly intended for the indigenous employees mourning tribal elders they weren't actually related to, but I seriously considering cashing mine in yesterday.