Pure Moods

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  1. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Imagine a world where time drifts slowly. A world where music carries you away.

    *return to innocence*
    *sail away, sail away, sail away*


    Experience Pure Moods, the perfect soundtrack for your way of life.

    Direct from Europe, this multi-platinum collection has won the hearts of millions.

    Set adrift with the timeless pleasures of Tubular Bells. Or take a trip into the unknown with the X-Files theme.

    No other collection gives you the feeling of Pure Moods.

    To order Pure Moods, call the number on your screen. Or send check or money order for the amount shown, plus shipping and handling. Rush delivery available. Call now.

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  2. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    I actually have that CD. It’s quite relaxing.
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    Summerteeth Quinquennial Visitation

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  4. Kommander

    Kommander Bandwagon

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    $17.99? All at once? But, that was a lot of money back in the '90s. I demand three easy payments of $6.00!
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  5. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    So I called the number and all I got was an answering machine.
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    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!

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  7. Kommander

    Kommander Bandwagon

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    A 55-gallon drum of OxyClean and 327 different bowie knives all for 37.5 easy payments of $44.82? That's exactly what I was looking for!

    If I act now, do I get a crate full of Slap Chops absolutely free (just pay separate shipping and handling)?
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  8. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    I need a vegematic!
    I need a pocket fisherman!
    I need a handy appliance
    That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!
    (Operators are standing by.
    How does that make you feel?)
    Help me.
    Mr. Popeil!
    I wanna shine some pennies!
    I wanna mend some leather!
    I wanna Krazy-glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder!
    (Please, no c.o.d.'s.
    Don't miss out on this deal.)
    Ah, help me.
    Mr. Popeil!
    Help me.
    Mr. Popeil!
    Mr. Popeil!
    Mr. Popeil!
    It slices. it dices.
    Look at that tomato!
    You could even cut a tin can with it,
    But you wouldn't want to!
    Mr. Popeil, I'm in trouble.
    Need your assistance on the double.
    Oh no! now how am I gonna make
    My old vinyl car top look like new?
    Mr. Popeil!
    Tell me, what am I s'posed to do?
    Mr. Popeil!
    Mr. Popeil!
    But wait, there's more!
    It's not sold in any store!
    (Now how much would you pay?)
    Don't answer yet,
    Just look what else you get!
    (Now how much would you pay?)
    If you order today,
    You get a ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray!
    (Now how much would you pay?)
    Now how much would you pay?
    Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil.
    Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil.
    Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil.
    Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil.
    Make me buy a garden weasel!
    Make me buy a bamboo steamer!
    Make me take advantage
    Of this amazing tv offer!
    (Call our toll-free number,
    We'll make you such a deal.)
    Aw, help me!
    Mr. Popeil. I want it!
    (Mr. Popeil.) well, I need it!
    (Mr. Popeil.) I got to got to got to have it!
    Mr. Popeil!
    Mr. Popeil!
    Hey!
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  9. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I have lots of episodes of hearts of space on the HD and a membership to the archive, and know who Steve Davis is.

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  10. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Tourist.
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    You say "tourist", I think Marla Singer.

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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    That would be the proper inference for the joke. You have to know hearts of space. It is this program that has been around forever with a themed hour of space (AKA slow ass meditation music) themed music. It is like the gateway to meditative trance music. If you are just getting this CD it is like just scratching the surface of directed mental meditation and relaxation.

    I am a bit of a psychonaut and have multiple playlists and long term trance music for different style trips. I also mix drugs and even will prep my mind for a trip with media throughout the day or so before.
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    You put way more thought into your drugs and alcohol than I do. I just make sure I wait about an hour or two before bedtime before taking any edible.
  14. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Child, do not presume where you have no knowledge. I am a practitioner of very long standing, to the point where I need no outside assistance to achieve the meditative state.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I barely touch alcohol and find pot to be kind of banal when I do drugs. There is so much more for exploration than the common drugs offer.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Calm down beavis, there is no point in having a prick waving dick fight over a joke about meditation. I am sure you are quite good at it. My comment was more on the getting your materials through an infomercial, but we all get them somewhere.
  17. Amaris

    Amaris Witch of Winter

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    Same. I love the hell out of that CD.
  18. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    I didn't get it from a TV commercial, either. It was in a store. Bought it because I like most of the tracks on it. It satisfies my rather eclectic taste in music.
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  19. Jenee

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    I'd be scared to death to do anything more than pot or alcohol.
  20. Amaris

    Amaris Witch of Winter

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    Same. I found it at a Target and snatched it up. I ended up getting quite a few of those kinds of CDs from our old Target. My favorite album is still “Above the Clouds” by Lifescapes.