Real [s]Candlelight Vigil[/s] Memorial Thread for Muad Dib

It has come to my attention via Muad Dib's personal Facebook page that he was just diagnosed with lung cancer, and it may have moved down to his liver. He is going for a biopsy this week and he plans to fight it.

Mods can you pin this thread for now?

Oh, shit.

I'm not sure Muad would want this information posted here.

No, seriously. This isn't BD's information to post. This thread needs to be killed with fire.

Say what???? I'm letting you know that someone you know is sick. How about sending him well wishes and healing thoughts and prayers rather than acting like fucking douche bags.

If true, this is a real bummer. WF folks are passing away way, way too soon. I'm going out with snakebite or gunfire, possibly both.
Somebody get to the bottom of this!

I already knew about it.

I'm just saying that I'm not so sure that he'd want you publicly passing this information around.

Seconded.

I've checked with Muad, he is cool with the thread, and may even drop by. Shitty news, without a doubt, but he is a tough old bastard, and I doubt very much that heaven is ready for him, or that hell would have him.

Muad believes the south will rise again and establish a new Confederacy. If he can believe that, and hold to it after all of these years, that cancer doesn't stand a chance.
Seriously, though, he's a tough one, and he'll get through this.

I had to edit a post, as it used Muad's real name. Many of us are in touch with him off of Wordforge, but he was always pretty concerned about anonymity, let's keep with the familiar Muad.

Oops! Sorry.

In that case, let the trolling commence.

I OK'ed the posting of this thread and the news is true. But don't count me out yet.

Have you heard back from the Death Panel yet?

Good luck, prayers, whatever man.

I'm having the biopsy Monday. I guess we'll know then, but it is Stage 4. That much we do know.

Was it from too much anal sex?

Shit, dude.

Glad to see you 'round again, I wish it were under better circumstances.

What does Stage 4 mean? I have no idea.

As I understand it, there's no Stage 5.

There's no such thing as too much anal sex.

Unfortunately, it usually means

It means

...I would've used the skull and crossbone smiley that Sokar was so fond of, but I don't know the code. Would've been better for such a seasoned rep warrior.

Also, since Muad is still alive and kicking, can people rip into him now instead of shitting up the memorial with Klansman holding torches or some other shit I'm sure someone might want to post? We don't need a repeat of Sokar's memorial.

Yanno. Like an Irish wake, WF style....Irish Roast!

Don't Southerners get busted on enough on WF as it is? What could a roast bring to the table?

Just trying to head off the pot shots and bashing later, like what we saw with Sokar. I'd like his family and friends to see a decent memorial thread.

If I were Maud I wouldn't read this thread and would never come back to WF.

Sorry to hear that man. I know some really good specialists up No VA way if you want to travel. Ping me if you are interested.

Hope you beat the odds.

Muad wouldn't get dinged like Sokar did. Many people disagreed with him but he wasn't here just to shit on people. There is some decency underneath all of that Confederate brainwashing.

The Ta'al Shi'ar has laid claim to your lungs, Muab Dib. We shall mount an offensive.