Release the long-form Shelter threads

It's been nearly a year since the last Shelter release. Release that juicy mod gossip.



Alternatively, if we've all been behaving too good this past year to warrant any Shelter threads, just let us know and I'm sure some pots can be stirred.

Thank you, time to read up on all that juicy mod gossip.

all the juicy stuff must happen on private messages.

Nah there's some juicy news about Ted logging in a year ago. Gripping stuff.

If only I had a lawyer friend I would ask them to subpoena all their PMs, and then leak them.

Sigh.

Please release more juicy mod gossip, all my shows are in reruns.

The mods are hiding their secrets. Release the banker's boxes full of juicy mod gossip.

Elite forge!

have we searched Dayton Kitchens' bathroom for the historical records of WF that he never returned when he was banned?

Those are in the chicken coop.

Well there's the thread where we discovered a fool proof way to ban Packard -- fuck I've said too much

Is it going to take a federal indictment to release these threads. Inquiring minds want to know what the mods are hiding.

Why don't you federally indict all over my balls! Yeeeargh! [/Lonaf!Mal]

The mods are hiding important shelter threads about the Titan sub. Release the threads now or orcas are going to take down the board.

My sonar is picking up a metallic flapping noise in the last known location of the Shelter Threads.

I have it on good authority the shelter imploded.

We tried making a thread in there and that happened. True story

The admins will be crushed to hear it.

Shit. Our sexbot thread got too loud

I have it on good authority that the mods won't release the shelter threads because they contain conclusive proof that @Bill Carson isn't an insane alcoholic.

yea, right. Next you’ll tell me he’s not a teenager.

Trolling is not allowed in The Help Desk. Knock it off.

So I guess no more shelter threads??

NO THREADS FOR YOU!

Any new mod gossip from the Shelter? I thought the Olympics would keep me entertained, but then I remembered the Olympics are boring.

The mods are hiding something juicy, I can tell.