Release the long-form Shelter threads

That green mango juice is mine, dammit

Wow so much for transparency. The mods are hiding the secret of the Paris Olympics parkour assassin.

(It was baba, but the mods won't tell you that)

The mods have the 2024 election results and refuse to release them. Pretty effed up IMO.

They just don't want to spoil the shock of President Baba for us.

If we’ve all been behaving too good this year, where are all our presents from Santa?

Well, they were in South Carolina.

The Shelter Threads were on their way, but then a surprise hurricane tornado descended.

The mods agreed to a second debate on whether to release the Shelter threads but then cancelled and instead danced to 40 minutes of disco. Shameful.

Fucked up if true!

Just a reminder that the mods knew how this election was going to go, and also that it's been over a year since they released any Shelter threads.

I'm worried about some of the recent Wordforge cabinet picks taking a strong stance against releasing any more Shelter threads. Is this the end of democracy at Wordforge?

Fucked up if true.

It looks like John Castle forgot to send his expired McDonalds coupons to Trump, so I remembered to and hagve now been made secretary of WF.

So I have to ban Packard, make a temple to Teh Baba, and send all the paperwork to WF lawyer @The Original Faceman so I can get you the permissions you need so you can release them.

This is what I get for trying to bribe trump with expired monopoly coupons fort filet of fish sammiches. I figured even if something like this would happen I would be saved by the senate who would have been smart enough not to make me suckatary of WF. Who would have thought the US senate would be so cowardly, stupid, and lazy to go to recess and let this shit happen?

This is how you get me in charge of things. I don't like it any more than you may.

Who allowed the person who turns five words into five hundred to become the one in charge of taking minutes?!

We don't take the minutes here. We take the hours.

Like babas through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

As someone who was there when the Shelter was created, I can assure you that it is a Hawaiian citizen.

Ok, I did some snooping in the Shelter, and I can leak this:

Shit, I've revealed too much!

Fucked up if true