Robert De Niro Wants to Punch Trump in the Face!

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  1. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    I 'd say Trump has some serious skidmarks on his back right about now. :rotfl:
    'I mean, he’s so blatantly stupid. He’s a punk. He’s a dog. He’s a pig. he’s a con, a bulls—t artist, a mutt who doesn’t know what he’s talking about, doesn’t do his homework, doesn’t care, thinks he’s gaming society, doesn’t pay his taxes. He’s an idiot.

    Colin Powell said it best: He’s a national disaster. He’s an embarrassment to this country. It makes me so angry that this country had gotten to the point that this fool, this bozo, has wound up where he has.

    He talks [about] how he wants to punch people in the face? Well, I’d like to punch him in the face. This is somebody that we want for president? I don’t think so. What I care about is the direction of this country. And what I’m very, very worried about is that it might go in the wrong direction with someone like Donald Trump.

    If you care about your future, vote for it."
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  2. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Did you see Trump's response? He actually used Dayton's line! :rotfl:

    Cribbing from Dayton, if that doesn't convince Trumpforge that their man is unqualified, nothing will.
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  3. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Good advice, but I'm still not voting for Hillary though.
  4. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    I know. Just picturing him pound away on his phone to bellow that out there is great. :rofl:
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Good, but I want to see Joe pesci do the response.

    Odd note for animaniacs fans. It seems the spellchecker choses pesto as the correction for pesci. For those not in the know pesto was the goodfeather from animaniacs who was based on pesci's character in Goodfellas.
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  6. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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  7. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Working from memory here, but IIRC, one time someone threatened Ambrose Bierce. He was basically Mark Twain's evil twin. Bierce's reply was basically "You want a piece of me? I'll be walking down 3rd street at 4pm this Friday and I'll be packing."

    Oh, and de niro is a pussy faggot. I'd like to see him try to punch someone in the face. He'd probably piss himself, cry, and curl up in a fetal ball.
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  8. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Actually I think it would be entertaining to see what happens. It would be two old guys shouting crap at each other and neither one will throw a punch.
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    It's NewYawka v NewYawka. It's a language Donnie speaks, but I doubt he's ever thrown a punch outside a prep school boxing ring. De Niro would clean his clock. Hell, even little Joey Fishes could give him one punch to the gut and then get out of the way before he toppled on him.

    :rofl:
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  10. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    If De Niro changed it to a palm strike to the throat I would be willing to kick in some bail money if needed.
  11. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    Im pretty sure i read that when preparing for Raging Bull he trained with real title challenging boxers. Supposedly he impressed them enough that they believed he could hold his own is a pro fight.

    Im guessing despite his age, he would take you and the Donald down without much of a problem.
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  12. markb

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    No need to get upset because he grabbed your hero's pussy.
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