So the echidna has a four headed dick OR... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU AUSTRALIA?!?!

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  1. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Fuck. That. Shit.
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  2. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

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    What constitutes directly threatening you? I don't have any experience with Australian snakes, but here in the states, the idea of a snake actually attacking someone is completely ridiculous.
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  3. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Tiny spiders freak me out, the mere thought of one of those things in my home is enough to make me want to die. Intellectually, I know spiders are helpful but everything in me fears the bastards. It's irrational and irresistable.

    Just the other day at the end of treatment, the nurse was putting my slipper back on and there was a huge daddy long legs clinging to the heel. Thank god she saw it and wasn't arachnophobic and put it in the trash before she put it on my foot. :shep:

    I almost died, being hooked to a machine and tied to my chair and all. And daddy longlegs are the most inoffensive of spiders...still wig me out though.
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  4. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    You must either come from desert Texas or be a nancy boy, b/c you've obviously never been chased down by an evil ass mother fucking cotton mouth.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    We've got cotton mouths here. I shot one with my .45 back in April. :storm:
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  6. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    The only good water moccasin is a dead water moccasin. :facts:
  7. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

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    I grew up around Houston in the bayous. I've seen more cotton mouths than I could possibly remember. No one get's chased down and bitten by cotton mouths because they don't do that. Period. If they did, we would have had about 10,000 bites per year in the Houston area alone.
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    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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  10. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    AAAA!! TAMAR!!! :eek:
    ...damn your necro-ing, Tucker.
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  11. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    zombie garamet seems to be decaying nicely.

    This is what necros do.
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