Soft as Carrot Babyfood Shit - Dear Leader orders government to crack down on meanies telling jokes

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  1. Steal Your Face

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    More lying from a lying piece of shit.
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  2. Donald Trump Raped Kids

    Donald Trump Raped Kids if Ivanka weren't my daughter I'd be dating her.

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    Lol FF started happy hour early today.
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    Kommander Ass butt?

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    It it still "happy" hour when the result is a deranged temper tantrum?
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  4. Damar

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    Ok, if we’re going to go into whatabout territory what about the time the entire conservative apparatus melted down over Lois Lerner and the IRS looking into right wing “non-profits” that were clearly abusing that tax-exempt status for political gain. Then when Dump came into office they forced a settlement and the IRS had to apologize for their hurt fee fees. I remember.
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  5. Steal Your Face

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    Lol, go fuck yourself!
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  6. Donald Trump Raped Kids

    Donald Trump Raped Kids if Ivanka weren't my daughter I'd be dating her.

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    That's kinda his default when he drinks. That and driving.
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  7. Donald Trump Raped Kids

    Donald Trump Raped Kids if Ivanka weren't my daughter I'd be dating her.

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    Thank you confirming my suspicions.
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  10. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Fir Defamsation

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    Putting people's lives at risk during a pandemic is a very different matter, but I wouldn't expect your addled brain to comprehend that.

    Maybe the "shout fire in a crowded theater" trope will help you understand.
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  11. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Being "okay" with a conspiracy theory is like being "okay" with a fairy tale.
    Yeah, let the Leprechaun have his gold for all I care.
    The Leprechaun and the gold aren't fucking real.
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  12. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Please link it to me then.
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  13. Kommander

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    Stupid leftist spreading your main-stream-media "theater fires are dangerous" propaganda as an excuse to control people! Theater fires aren't dangerous at all. In fact, they're healthy. You're only trying to prevent people from experiencing the health benefits of theater fire and smoke because you're a pharmaceutical shill trying to sell more nebulizers and steroid creams.
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    T.R Don't care.

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    After all this back and forth for pages upon pages over people being fired for their open douchebaggery, you need links to explain what" fuck around and find out means? Like...really?
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  16. Steal Your Face

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    Individuals put themselves at risk.
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    So many Nazis lamenting the tragic martyrdom of Horst Wessel.
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  18. Steal Your Face

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    It's not a conspiracy theory no matter how many times you repeat it. What is a conspiracy theory is that Trump used a fake blood capsule in Butler and the shooter was one of his guys or that a fan of Charlie Kirk shot a celebratory round by accident, but strangely I don't see you calling that out.
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  19. Steal Your Face

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    He's intentionally stupid.
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    So where was this FAFO attitude during Fred Phelps's heyday? Or Charlottesville? Or when Alex Jobes was at his apex? Or when people decided to boycott Tesla when Musk did a goddamn Nazi salute?
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  23. Paladin

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    1. The show is pulled "indefinitely." It's unclear to me if it is cancelled.

    2. Reports say Kimmel was asked to apologize for the remarks, but refused.

    3. The remarks may have given ABC an excuse and/or cover to ax the show. Although Kimmel often wins his slot in the ratings, his audience--particularly in the coveted 18-49 group--is very small.

    4. Concerned about political influence being exerted through regulation? Me, too!

    5. When you stake out a political position in the public sphere, your political enemies will inevitably try to undermine you. If you choose to play the game, deal with the consequences.

    6. Free speech claims are largely irrelevant because broadcasters can choose what views align with their business cases.

    7. If you're content with conservative or right-wing personalities being fired, cancelled, de-platformed, sued for defamation, disinvited, etc., your free speech credentials are lacking.
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  24. Diacanu

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    You're slippery enough for it not to hold up in a court, but I don't believe you.
    But, it doesn't matter.
    Poof that all away, and there's soooooo many other reasons you're a piece of shit, it barely makes a dent either way.
    You beating off to right-on-left political violence would just be sprinkles on the dogshit sundae.
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  25. Diacanu

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    Me- It's not like Fartman.

    Paladin- It is! It is like Fartman though! Why? Because I just said so!

    Me- :sigh:
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  26. Steal Your Face

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    So once again, you’re full of shit and are just making shit up because you can’t prove shit. Liar.
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  27. Diacanu

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    Dog. Shit. Sundae.
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    Trump: “I read someplace that the networks were 97% against me…They give me only bad publicity or press. I mean, they’re getting a license. I would think maybe their license should be taken away. It will be up to Brendan Carr.”

    https://bsky.app/profile/thebulwark.com/post/3lz56etur2a2v

    Trump today. Audio at link.

    In case anyone was still trying to pretend they were too stupid to know what this was all about.
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  29. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    point of order on 7 (and a bit of 4)

    those right wing personalities folks lost market share because the market didn't want them in individual venues. i.e.: Milo turned out to be distasteful for other reasons than what he was saying-although I can't really think of any of them who's audience was under 60 that were cancelled other than those you state in #3.

    Conversely, Kimmel and Colbert are being deplatformed because of government exerting pressure on their networks.

    the two are clearly not the same. You may want to check your free marketplace of ideas credibility
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  30. Steal Your Face

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    Sure thing Goebels. Keep lying and I’m sure it will eventually become true.
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