Soft as Carrot Babyfood Shit - Dear Leader orders government to crack down on meanies telling jokes

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  1. shootER

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    The pedo defender is lying.

    Again.
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    Even if Kimmel had violated FCC rules... doesn't that usually result in fines and not, whatever the hell happened here?
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    Pretty sure you have to cuss or whip out a forbidden body part to get punished by the FCC on broadcast TV.
    His show is taped, so if any of that business happened, it'd be bleeped, or pixelated, or edited, or whatever needed to happen.

    It's not about Kirk at all, it's the bit after that made Trump look like the uncaring peabrained lout he is.
    Trump's a bitch, and anyone who defends him is a littler bitch.
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    The FCC board has not ruled on Kimmel (with one board member putting out a public statement condemning Kimmel's firing)... this was entirely Carr.

    His "reason" was "distorting the news".

    1) Kimmel is an entertainer, not a reporter.
    2) The FCC's own website says differences of opinion are not distortions, there has to be provable (i.e. after an investigation) evidence that facts were knowingly distorted.

    So Carr, and FF, are full of shit.
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    First of all, he didn't and you can't cite any.

    Second, why is the penalty yanking the broadcast licenses of some ABC affiliates that happen to be owned by MAGAts?
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    Cite the rule, or admit you’re wrong. Doing anything else will be taken as evidence of cowardice or a deliberate lie.
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    This result was as predictable as the dawn.
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    For anyone saying Kimmel violated any rules...


    Sinclair broadcasting has some explaining to do.
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    It's the right call but I really could have done without all the drama
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    And all the regular folks cancelling their D+ and their park passes.
    All that had to rack up to more than it would have cost to grow a spine and kick Trump's ass in court.
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    I read somewhere that people were starting to cancel their expensive Disney park weddings. :chris:

    I’m honestly surprised that they changed their minds. Everybody talks about how Nexstar forced their hand so they’d get on Yam Tits’s good side so their purchase of a competing media company goes through, but Disney has their own deal they’re trying to get Biff’s FCC to approve: acquiring the NFL Network, RedZone and the NFL’s fantasy football assets.
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    The scuttlebutt is that it cost them significant good will, and an estimated $1 billion in stock value, and so between the stock and people cancelling their subs and canceling trips to Disney, hundreds of actors who have worked in Disney subsidiary films signing a demand to reinstate Kimmel, it clearly wasn't worth it for Disney to extend an olive branch to the Pumpkin Spite Latte in the White House's fuming over a Nazi very few people actually liked as a person.
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    And for the coprophagic imbeciles who said Kimmel was pulled off air due to “low ratings”, Disney wouldn’t be putting him back on if that was true. :lol:
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    FORCING ABC TO PUT KIMBAL BACK ON IS COMPELLED SPEECH AND UNCONSTITUTIONAL! YOU LIBTARDS GET SO FUCKING BUTTHURT WHEN WE VIOLATE THE CONSTITUTION BUT IT'S PERFECTLY FINE WHEN YOU DO IT??!! YOU WHINE WHEN PEOPLE DON'T VALIDATE YOUR IDENTITY BUT REFUSE TO VALIDATE MY IDENTITY AS A FASICIST BY SHUTTING UP AND DOING WHAT YOUR TOLD!!!

    HYPOCRITES!!!

    HYPOCRITES!!!

    HYPOCRITES!!11!
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    Yabut according to our resident experts Volpone and Federal Farmer, Disney has already lost $683 billion because of reasons. And the wokeness. Don't forget the wokeness.
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    Where IS @Volpone anyway?
    Did he kill himself in solidarity with Kirk?
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    No, no, don't you know that Hollywood insists on airing terrible shows with very low ratings that lose them lots of money every year simply because of woke? Federal Farmer told me so. :bergman:
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    He hasn't really posted here in years, he just pops in now again when he thinks he has a funny comment to own the libs with.
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    SMH I can't believe Disney released Jimmy Kimmel from jail. Countdown till Kimmel killing another MAGA podcaster. :jayzus:
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    Pedo Defender should kill himself from the dishonor.
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    He slowly is.
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