Soft as Carrot Babyfood Shit - Dear Leader orders government to crack down on meanies telling jokes

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  1. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Administrator

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    I am shocked that after @Steal Your Face insisting it was about FCC rules, his favorite president, Donald J Trump, has outright said from his perspective it's about silencing Democrat supporting voices.

    Sad!
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  2. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Fir Defamsation

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    That is a message from the President of the United States of America.

    Good god how your country has fallen.
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  3. Damar

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    I’m totally confused as to why accomplished 20-something women aren’t immediately jumping at the opportunity to become broodmares.
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  4. notnick

    notnick lost, as usual

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    WHINE WHINE WHINE.....trumpers LOSE this one....WHINE WHINE WHINE......just like your buddy trump he so bad...... convicted felon he got elected president by you rubes. Kimmel according to you is a EVEN BAD-ER MAN and should now in your eye's be qualified as emperor of the universe cus you guy's like electing BAD GUYS and YES YOU ARE THE BAD GUYS....
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  5. Crosis36

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    You can't defend your position even a little bit.
    No wonder you think Charlie Kirk was a master debater.
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  6. Steal Your Face

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    What other one?
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  7. Steal Your Face

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    Intentional news distortion.
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  8. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    How so?
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  9. Steal Your Face

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  10. Steal Your Face

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    Intentional news distortion.
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  11. Steal Your Face

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    Intentional news distortion.
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  12. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Dead

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    I totally can defend my position because I'm telling @The Original Faceman facts and he apparently doesn't understand them.
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  13. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Dead

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    By stating that the guy was MAGA when it was already abundantly clear he wasn't. But it doesn't really matter because the FCC didn't fine them anyway.
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  14. matthunter

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    1) Does not fit the criteria per the guidance on the FCC's own website.

    2) Kimmel is NOT a journalist.

    3) Has to be PROVEN to be intentional, not just claimed.

    4) You're full of shit and so is Brendan Carr.
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  15. Steal Your Face

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    I have always been a physical media fan, but they forced digital on us when they stopped selling CD's.
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  16. matthunter

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    Kimmel said no such thing. He said the MAGA crowd had been desperate to prove the shooter was anything but one of their own.

    Which was 100% factually true.
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  18. Steal Your Face

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    The FCC did not threaten ABC.
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  19. Tererunererun

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    CDs are digital. I think you mean LPs.
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  20. Steal Your Face

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    It forgot to mention Tim Allen and Roseanne.
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  21. Steal Your Face

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    It's still a physical disc vs a MP3.
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  22. Diacanu

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    I’ve already responded to your question.
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  24. Crosis36

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    Yes they did. Strongly enough to win in a court of law.
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  25. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Oh, are you an authority figure whose time is precious now?
    Gotta get to that big meeting?
    Pre-deli-slicing vs on-demand-deli-slicing?
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  26. Uncle Albert

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    Well it sure as fuck is not YOU.
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  27. Steal Your Face

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    It's not my problem if you can't keep up.
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  28. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Pot, kettle, black.

    http://wordforge.net/index.php?posts/3620743/
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  29. Steal Your Face

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    Your mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant, didn't she?
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  30. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    So you're just gonna play dodgeball, and not face the music that you're fucking wrong.
    Figured as much.
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