Sokar!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Uncle Albert, Apr 17, 2012.

  1. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Shut your fucking cock hole before someone plugs it for you, tinkerbell.

    :punchhard:

    :diaf:
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  2. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    I rate this thread... five stars!
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  3. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Seems to me like it's time for a box set. :borg:
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  4. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Note to self, three years from now, bump this.
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  5. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    What a vagina. :lol:
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  6. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    :dancer:
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  7. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Sokar, Apr 17, 2012
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  8. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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  9. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    my shoulder is extra crunchy lately. :(
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  10. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Post a picture of yourself standing next to one of those height charts at the entrance to a convenience store. I want to see how high your parents can stack :turd: :turd: :turd:



    :bergman:
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  11. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    maybe you two can just get it over with and :brokeback: already?
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  12. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Spacetard is jealous. :pathead:

    Maybe you can make up a story to tell yourself and feel better. :itsokay:
    Uncle Albert, Apr 17, 2012
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  13. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    Sounds to me like Spaceturkey and Albert need to have some angry man-sex!

    :tardback:

    Sokar gets sloppy seconds.
    We Are Borg, Apr 17, 2012
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  14. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    BTW, is it too early to nominate this thread for the 2012 Forgies?

    'Cause Albert really knocked it out of the park with that first post.

    Talk about an opening! :techman:
    We Are Borg, Apr 17, 2012
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  15. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    I'll just have angry sex with WAB's avatar, if it's all the same to everyone else.

    Angry sex, happy sex, name a mood, I'll have sex with her during it.
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  16. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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  17. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Hmm, I missed the series premier of the Spaceturkey vs. Uncle Albert show. Anyone willing to fill me in on what started it?
    $corp, Apr 17, 2012
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  18. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I think Albert got pissed off about something.
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  19. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    I'm not sure either. He seems to have decided that as I don't share his submission to fascism tendencies that I'm of the "moocher class" and probably didn't see the humour in negging him back at a 3:1 ratio.

    Also pretty sure he's jealous of what is known of my life history around here given how he has to call me a liar about it.

    As for me, I just like yanking bullies. This guy seems like he would be one.
    Spaceturkey, Apr 17, 2012
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  20. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I don't know what put the hair up his ass, but he's been running around fighting with and sniping at everybody lately.

    More than usual. :lol:
    Muad Dib, Apr 17, 2012
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  21. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    That's because UA got pulled over for yakking on the cell phone while driving.
    Bickendan, Apr 17, 2012
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  22. Captain J

    Captain J 16" Gunner

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    And he had to pay the ticket with direct deposit from a smartphone while driving a Smart Car. :bergman:
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  23. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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  24. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Case in point... Bugger off, large mouthed ass.
    Spaceturkey, Apr 18, 2012
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  25. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    :corn:
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  26. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Yeah, I noticed the anger quotient on UA has been set higher than usual lately.

    Perhaps it's due to domestic problems? :)
    $corp, Apr 18, 2012
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  27. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    The chihuahua marked his territory in the jeep.
    Bickendan, Apr 18, 2012
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  28. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Muad Dib agrees!
    Muad Dib, Apr 18, 2012
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  29. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Hey!
    Sokar, Apr 18, 2012
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  30. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    apostle83 agrees! Or the lack of domestic.... stuff.
    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee, Apr 18, 2012
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