Sometimes I hate being a lawyer

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  1. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    It's the confidentiality bit. Like right now I know a secret. And it's gonna hit the national newspapers when it happens. Maybe international I dunno. And everyone's gonna be like, finally. About time.

    And I'm not even gonna confirm that was the secret I've been sitting on this whole time.
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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Kill yourself.
    :itsokay: :yes:
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  3. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    You can tell us. We're all cool here. :chris:
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  4. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    That's uncalled for. I've never been so crass. :no:
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  5. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Don't sweat it.

    Everyone already knows you're gay.
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  6. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Tell me.

    I swear on Dayton's eyes that I won't tell a soul. :soholy:
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  7. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    If you hate being a lawyer then you should just tell us so you can get disbarred and start a new career. :yes:
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  8. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    That's not national news though.
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  9. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    I swear on his foot.
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  10. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    George Lucas is being declared mentally incompetent?
  11. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    That was evident since the special editions. Course, some of us noticed it at Jedi.
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  12. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    You're representing Dayton Kitchens in his latest hit and run case?

    I'm sorry man. We do what we gotta do for money sometimes.
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  13. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    Is it an if or a when? What arena? Entertainment, politics (but I repeat myself), industry?
  14. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    I don't think Dayton would run nowadays...
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  15. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Cool story, bro. I've read e-mails from our current Secretary of Defense that predicted how things would unfold in Iraq, years before they did. Imagine my joy every time something new happened in Iraq that I couldn't say anything about.
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  16. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    Don't be ridiculous. Nothing international happens in South Carolina.
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  17. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Fort Sumter would suggest otherwise.
  18. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    ....I see what you did there
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  19. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    He should stay in the closet as even the horniest faggot wouldn't fuck him with dayton's duck and dim bulb pushing.
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    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    Happens, present tense. :bailey:
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    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    You're happy with the current state of affairs in Iraq?
  22. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    [​IMG]
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  23. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    It happened. Already.
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  24. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    So what was it?
  25. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    THEY FOUND MY WRIST WATCH? :yes2: Man I loved that watch. :( No shit, there I was......Iraq 2003. I stood in line for hours waiting to get into the PX when it opened in Balad Iraq. :whew: Then I stood in line for hours waiting at the checkout line. My last day "in country" I was in a big tent watching Apocalypse Now Redux when the lights started shorting out & caught on fire. In the hasty mass exit my watch got torn off and trampled into the sand. Oh, the horror.....the horror.....:shock:
    We had to get on the plane shortly after that so I never had time to search for it. :weep:And side-note when we got back to the real world somehow I forgot to pack (I guess who knows?) two music CD's that I only got to listen to a couple of times! :shakefist:

    So what do ya'll think? Do I meet the criteria for a "therapy Nile crocodile" to calm me down and improve my quality of life?
  26. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    You all know what it is. No point in telling.
  27. matthunter

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    Close, we got you a rapey Nile crocodile.
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  28. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    I'm going to go with something from the whole sex harassment meltdown in Hollywood that started with Weinstein.
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  29. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    You got it. I was raped by Kevin Spacey.
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  30. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    In the wallet? :chris: