Star Trek: Picard.

Worf's design is iconic to the character. I know you think Kurtzman is the devil and all but I don't believe he'd be THAT stupid.

L'Oreal, because he's Worf it.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?st...pHMQYcBWFdan8zHUbvPNQoXdLNGG53l&id=1264609227
Character poster teasers for the last season dropped. Worf looks appropriately Worfy, albeit with some old guy hair loss.

No Disco ridges for Worf.

I saw four pips on his collar...Captain Worf.

I don't want to watch anymore NuTrek, but they're baiting me with TNG crew, goshdarnit.

This teaser makes it so much fucking easier.

That was just embarrassing.



I am grateful DS9 is being spared inclusion in this 'memberry extravaganza.

don't watch the LD trailer then

meh-they did it with Kor between TOS and DS9

so long as we see a couple of DISCO Klingons in the mix, I'll be satisfied.

A saw a lot of comments from people being horny for Worf, with someone asking "How do I say 'choke me Daddy' in Klingon?"

Flashing back to a girl from Manchester I knew at university who wanted to wear a leather bra and knickers for Worf.

I think she'd have been the one choking him though. She was from Mosside (rough part of the city) and had headbutted a teacher in high school.

I hope they play the Klingon music when Worf goes to town on someone.

I mean, he DOES have two dicks....

Also, one thing I haven't heard anyone mention is how LaForge mentioned he's a dad now! So I guess that means he finally got laid, good for him

Future LaForge always seems to get together with Leah Brahms, showing that yes you can create a holodeck recreation of a girl you like, have her find out about it, and still get to tap that later.

And they say warp drive is fictional.

I've heard The Orville tackled this issue not so long ago and did so in a...surprisingly respectful, tackful way

I like her... yeah, I have an issue with dating girls that are bad for me, as in pretty much every one had been crazy, and not the fun crazy. Well maybe at first, but later on the needs a restraining order type crazy.

Robert Meyer Burnett claims to have seen season three and loves it. He hates NuTrek with a passion so….

Here's the non-geo-locked trailer for folks who don't live in the United States of Cuckoo Bananas Land:

Also, glad to see Data (or B4 or Lore or whatever the fuck) isn't in the trailer.

Because fuck Brent Spiner, that's why.

Maybe he'll show up as a digital assistant for the software that runs the ships, PADD's, computers, etc sort of like a future Trek version of Microsoft's Clippy.

Badgy disagrees: Explosively! (Can I teach you a lesson?)

I still like Brent Spiner, but, trek definitely needs to find another … prop character. Spiner is aging. It’s always been an inevitability. He didnt even look like Data in Picard season !.

He’s probably my favorite trek character, but they need to quit bringing him back.

Seven is a much better character than Data anyway. "Lol, Data saves the ship every other week but he's still confused by idioms!" He's supposed to be the second officer on the Federation flagship but he can't figure out contractions. That's dumber than Wesley* saving the ship every other week.


*Wesley was a fuckin' nerd, and he was extremely excited to even be in the same room as the adults he looked up to. It's plausible that he'd be obsessively memorizing technical manuals and starfleet procedural guides and overthinking everything that happened during his duty shifts to the point that he ends up a subject matter expert because all the grownups around him are half-assing their jobs and he's whole-assing it.

Related:

https://www.theonion.com/developmentally-disabled-burger-king-employee-only-comp-1819565891

You know what, that Onion article seems plausible

Brent Spiner is returning for the third season but didn’t appear in the teaser released over the weekend. This is clearly because they are holding back on what character he is playing in season 3, as he has previously played three different characters over two seasons of Picard (Data and Altan Inigo Soong in season one, and Adam Soong in season two). After the trailer played, Kurtzman added this comment:

Kurtzman: I should also add that Brent Spiner is also going to be there and he’s going to be an old new character, that’s what I’ll say.


‘Star Trek: Picard’ Season 3 Has Khan-Level Villain, Jean-Luc/Beverly Tension… And The Enterprise – TrekMovie.com

"Khan-level villain" certainly suggests Spiner is coming back as Adam Soong, considering we last saw him with that Khan folder. I hope I'm wrong, though.

He could come back as Lore, but I doubt it.