Starguard threads - a simple solution.

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Yelling Bird, Apr 23, 2009.

  1. Yelling Bird

    Yelling Bird Probably a Dual

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    Starguard threads are retarded and clog up the board with nonsense. If we all don't post in them, then they will drop off the page quickly, and Starguard will not get the attention he so desperately craves. Honestly, did the latest "God hates fags" thread deserve one single post?
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  2. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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  3. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    So say we all.
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  4. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Out of every 10 threads he starts, maybe 1 or 2 are OK, but the rest are pure crap that just clogs up the board.
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  5. Eminence

    Eminence Fresh Meat

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    Hmm, maybe I should keep my Hillary threads to a minimum...:unsure:
  6. Baba

    Baba Rep Giver

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    This is worse then baba spam.
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  7. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    As I've oft said, imagine a world in which every Baba and Startard thread got zero looks and zero replies...
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  8. Yelling Bird

    Yelling Bird Probably a Dual

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    Baba and Starguard are both worthless retards. But some people here actually find Baba amusing. Starguard, not so much. It's time to let Starguard threads drop off the first page with zero replies.
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  9. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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  10. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Henceforth, people who bump stupid Startard threads (redundant, I know) will receive neg reps from me.
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  11. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    So say I!
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  12. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

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    :yes:

    This has been my policy for awhile now. I've decided to make it retroactive. :bergman:
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  13. Amaris

    Amaris Guest

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    I agree, but I'll just ignore him. After the "fags" thread, any possible defense he'd have gotten from me was gone. Worthless troll was worthless. I don't want to see him banned, but fall into irrelevancy? Sounds good to me!

    J.
  14. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Starguard would have loved this thread. :(

    Oh, wait! He is loving this thread. :doh: :sob:
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  15. Yelling Bird

    Yelling Bird Probably a Dual

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    And all of the threads that you bumped!
  16. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    I shall post in any thread that suit my mood. I don't like threats.
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  17. Yelling Bird

    Yelling Bird Probably a Dual

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    Where have I threatened anyone?
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  18. Azure

    Azure I could kick your ass

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    Doesn't help if a few morons on here are bumping old threads by those two trolls.
  19. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Perhaps a final solution would be more in order for Starguard.
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  20. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Nobody that I know of but the Yankees. :muad:
  21. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    The threat of neg reps for commenting in threads. Its silly and uncalled for.
  22. Yelling Bird

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    I agree that it isn't the most diplomatic (or effective) route to get people to ignore him. But you still ignored my question.
  23. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Why destroy a perfectly good oven?
  24. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    No, it isn't.

    Posting dumbshit threads is a Wrodforge tradition. We all do it. But it's getting to the point that half of page 1 in the RR is dumbshit Starguard threads. If he would post threads about pertinent subjects with, oh, I don't know, maybe a point, I wouldn't mind it. I don't mind an occasional dumbshit thread, but geezus!

    It's kinda like on Full Metal Jacket when Gunny punished everybody else for Pyle's fuckups. I'm hoping everybody will beat him with a bar of soap in sock.
  25. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    I believe you are very wrong. We are a board founded by a bunch of contentious bastards, not sheep. They will start to beat you with a bar of soap in a sock instead.
  26. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Yeah, I'm one of 'em.