Ted Cruz is a piece of shit

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  1. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    You don't know a goddamn thing from what I have bought into, and if you reply with anything other than some very specific proof, you are conceding the point.

    And this petty jealousy you harbor towards successful online commentators is really not a good look.
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  2. matthunter

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    Fuck's sake. What makes them successful? That folk pay to hear their schtick?

    You can make money drinking someone else's piss on camera. It doesn't make you a success.
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  3. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Fine. Popular and profitable, if you prefer. :shrug:

    I do agree that "success" is completely subjective.
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  4. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I mean, your bilge is identical to their shit down to the quarks and electrons, and I know you watch at least one of the "pop-culture critic " trolls.
    Am I watching you all fucking day with fucking Cerebro? No.
    But there's nothing so fucking special about you that that needs to be the evidence standard.
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  5. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    Jesus, kids.

    Can we please keep the focus on what a piece of shit Ted Cruz is?
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  6. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Ted Cruz is a piece of shit!!

    *"Ted Cruz is a piece of shit!" morphs into a bullet that whizzes towards Ted Cruz*

    *UA jumps in the way, and takes the hit*

    UA- I'm not defending Ted Cruz...I'm defending free speech. *coughs up blood*

    Ted Cruz- *Is defended* :dancer:

    Free speech- *Isn't defended* :cry:
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  7. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Why are you all still taking UA's posts seriously?
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  8. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Am I? :huh:
  9. Uncle Albert

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    Jealousy is ugly on you, too.
    :finger:
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  10. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Jealous of what, exactly? Your life sounds miserable and you exude sadness and anger.
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    First day I get to watch the hearings and I have to listen to Cruz and Hawley describe in depth sexual crimes.
    It is so disgusting. They are disgusting.
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  12. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Maybe not jealous. Bitter that someone might engage me without your permission.

    Nonsense. I have satisfying work and a comfortable, drama-free living situation. I'm positively giddy most days.

    I just don't indulge the fantasy that the world owes it to me, and do not abide anyone making that claim.
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  13. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    There's no way their dick-tips aren't sticky talking about this shit.
    No way.
    :no:
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  14. The Original Faceman

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    Give them credit for confessing at least.
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  15. Nyx

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    Ted Cruz reminds me of those old Evangelicals who used to try and talk down to people because they listened to rock and roll. They don't know what the fuck they're talking about, they're making most of it up, their children listen to it at home, but they are shocked and appalled that there are people out there who love Satan's Sonic Swill (this is my band name, no one gets it). I'm honestly rooting for KBJ. I've dug around through her legislative history, and while she doesn't get as verbose as some previous justices in the matter of why she rules as she does, the fact is that she has: [ 1 ] pushed for reduced sentencing for non-violent offenders, something that seriously needs to be done because the US is a prison nation with 25% of the world's prison population just within its own borders, and [ 2 ] has defended unions against some serious giants, like Walmart. That she also wants CRT to be taught is a bonus. I think she would be a genuine asset on the Supreme Court.

    I wish I could tell her not to sweat this stuff, that it's all theater anyway. They're all hypocrites, they know they're full of shit, and they don't care. She's got this.
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  16. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I can't believe I didn't make this connection, but I heard a reporter say Hawley is probably beating the pedophilia drum to dog whistle to QAnon.
    :rolleyes:
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  17. Nyx

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    You know, I have no doubt there are child molesters in congress. I haven't the slightest doubt whatsoever. There are people who, with the freeing power of wealth and notoriety, can do pretty much whatever they want, and some will absolutely engage in such horrible acts. The difference, I'd imagine, between my own thoughts on it and the people pushing QAnon, are that I think it's most likely the people pushing QAnon in the first place. What better way to get the heat off of yourself than by blaming the opposition of such horrible, unthinkable acts? They didn't love Jeffrey Epstein for his business acumen.
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  20. Steal Your Face

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    Yet no problem with Biden dozing off during important meetings.
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    Biden falling asleep doesn't take away from Ted Cruz being a self-serving, narcissistic, economy sized douchecanoe.
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  22. Fisherman's Worf

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    And yet that is somehow the topic of nearly every one of your posts. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
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  24. Rimjob Bob

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    Whatever reservations I may have had about KBJ (I actually didn't have any) I would gladly forget them now, because Fuck Ted Cruz.
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  25. We Are Borg

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    Also, Ted Cruz is a piece of shit.

    Can we stay on topic, please?
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  26. steve2^4

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    A lying piece of shit.
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  28. Tererune

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    That is the way @Jenee looks at UA which is really fucking creepy.
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  29. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    That's disgusting, she's a child and @Jenee is not.

    It's closer to the way @Federal Farmer looks at @Uncle Albert.
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    This from the guy who fantasizes about the boy gargling his balls. You might want to cut those pedophile fantasies about you and the teenage federal farmer out before criticizing me.

    Yeah, that twisted attack sounded cheap and demeaning when I used it to. It is a lot fucked that @Jenee is that proud of UA.