Ted Cruz is a piece of shit

Federal Farmer is not Tuttle.

you don't double down on a pair of fives.

Would you two get a room, please?

At least he's off my nuts for five goddamn minutes. His hair plugs were starting to chafe.

Remember way back when Kirk used to try so fucking hard to get my attention. …. Tererun is now doing the same. Every time I log in here, I’ve got at least 5 notifications that Tererun has tagged me in a post.

Go hump someone else’s leg you fucking need to be neutered stray dog.

Not sure if this belongs here or in the Putsch thread, but here you go:


Inside Ted Cruz’s last-ditch battle to keep Trump in power
The Texas senator’s effort alienated some allies and sparked questions about ties to John Eastman, a longtime friend and author of key legal memos in Trump’s efforts.

Cruz has begun praising the Russian army, and spreading their propaganda.

That tweet’s almost a year old.

Yep, Cruz is currently too busy creeping everyone the fuck out by musing about taking peyote naked.

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/en...de-peyote-scenario_n_6247bb66e4b0981745013b86

That dipshit calls himself a Republican but he doesn't know what the Bushes did when they were at Yale.

First, I tag everyone when I mention them, you are not special in that regard. It is just a thing that if I talk about someone they should know it. I don't have need to bury my criticism like certain people. Looking at you.

As for your attention you have alreadfy cried in front of me so I know I have it. It is hard to pretend I don't get to you when you whine about it like this.

Oh, and do keep on complaining to the people who talk shit about you behind your back. That is another vastly amusing thing to me.

I do have to say that if I knew it to be true that sucking a specific scumbag's dick would end world hunger there would be no starving people tomorrow. I would also be quite happy and probably still gargling some listerine. UA, Trump, Ted Cruz, or MTG would also have a big old smile on their face depending on who was chosen. There would not even be a moment of debate in my head.

What sort of fucking slimy asshole would think themselves so awesome that they would not suck one awful person's dick for world hunger? We all also know Ted Cruz has sucked Trump's dick so Trump would stop picking on him, and with Cum still dripping from his lips phone banked for Trump. This slimebag would suck trump's dick for his support after all Trump did to him, and he wouldn't suck someone else's to end world hunger?

I did not think my opinion of Ted Crud could get any lower.

Don't threaten us with a good time, Senator.

If I ever thought there was a chance in hell of that happening I would be signing up for disney+.

Good.

Honestly surprised the Zodiac killer is even barred.

Don’t count your chickens just yet.

Oh, I don't think it will go anywhere. The status quo must be maintained, and if they actually convicted Cruz on ethics violations, that would open the door on all of them. I figure they'll do some roundabout censuring bullshit and leave it at that, if they do anything at all.

None that lived....

That is absolutely insane.

But hey, so long as fuckers like Paladin and Uncle Albert get to keep their toys, it's the price of FREEDUMB!!!1!

I mean, that's the level of idiocy Cruz has to PREPARE to rise to. No wonder he runs from interviewers, the shit that must spill out of his mouth on the fly might even make Trump look erudite.

Apparently that’s not real but man it sure does sound true and so on brand for Cruz

Yes, seems it was faked. The proof, however, is perhaps a worse look:

Didn't even fucking bother to tweet for five of the shootings.