Tell me you are a karen without telling me you are a karen

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  1. Tererun

    Tererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    We have an official karen meltdown here on WF.

    Someone, me, called out one of our local racist fucks for using weird Al's amish Paradise for shitting on a dead rapper in his death thread. Amish Paradise was one of the cloak dog whistles which has allowed white racists to shit on a gangsta rapper without saying they hate gangsta rap for the normal racist reasons for losing their shit because gangsta rap existed. Back in the day this was a sign your white boy friends liked to hate on black performers. Especially when the same turds would sing Gangsta's paradise by coolio like like they were eminem despite being whiter than weird al.

    All of a sudden when I mention how racist it is to use Coolio's legitimate complaint regarding a white privileged parody man mocking the tone and meaning of his song using comic license, and how we probably should recognize how that controversy and how racists used coolio's complaining to go full on racist chud back in the day, and now that he has died, our local Karen @Jenee decided to have a full on karen meltdown because calling her racist whiteboi boyfriend out on being racist was pissing her off. I am not saying Weird al went racist, but the people pilinmg on to defend him were almosty always really fucking racist because the rest of us knew there was some cringe to that song choice.

    How dare I call her racist boyfriend racist! Don't call the popo on me Jenee. Your boyfriend is a racist, and if you don't like the fact you are a fucking karen, then you might not want to be one.

    Color me right about you and how you just pretend not to be racist, but when your klan loving Nazi cockboi starts spouting racist shit you are going to shit on anti-racist and black people because it is all performative with you, and you really are with him because you are a racist karen too. Only a racist Karen could put up with UA's shit.
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  2. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Ok.
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  3. Tererun

    Tererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    What, no white knighting for Jenee? Have you actually learned something? Can I downgrade your clue resistance yet?

    Nah, don't worry I have learned to almost never downgrade clue resistance because someone is fishing for a reason to respond.

    Thanks for the bump.
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  4. Faceman

    Faceman Negative Creep

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    Shut. Up.
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    Faceman Negative Creep

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  6. Bickendan

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    Peanut Butter and Jam Sandwich

    2 Slices Bread, any variety
    Choice of jam or jelly, strawberry traditional
    Peanut butter
    A plate
    A butter knife

    Take two slices of bread (type inot too important), set them on a plate.
    With a knife, spread choice of jam or jelly on one slice. Wipe knife clean on other slice.
    Spread peanut butter on other slice. Close bread slices together, with jam and peanut butter in between.
    Wipe knife clean on top of sandwich.
    Optional: Cut sandwich in half.
    Enjoy.
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Eleventy-billion and one! :discuss:
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    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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  9. Tererun

    Tererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Yeah sorry, there are too many of you gangbanging the boy, and I have not played the Jenee game as long as you have so do not get mad at me because I am getting the high score on that one. You had plenty of time to realize she was a karen in disguise. It seems pretty fucking obvious.
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  10. Tererun

    Tererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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  11. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Ma'am, this is a former Taco Bell converted into an El Pollo Loco, we don't have that on our menu. Please pull forward and live mas.
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  13. Tererun

    Tererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    really, I think I might have made this thread just for the cooking ideas.

    As for deviled eggs do not put celery in it. No one easts a deviled egg without celery and thinks could have used some celery. The only person who has enough fucked up taste to think celery improves anything might be @Jenee . The only good use for celery would be to lure a tasty animal to the kill, or perhaps composting to grow a more edible and tasty plant.
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  14. matthunter

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    Wow, Jenee told you to shut up or stop being a martyr? Welcome to 99% of her responses.

    Either way, she's not being a Karen because Karens appeal to a higher authority (ask to see the manager or call the cops) and Jenee

    1) doesn't think there is one and 2) the mods wouldn't give a fuck even if she DID report you.
  15. Jenee

    Jenee Ind. Jenee of Winterfell

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    Not sure if I should take offense or be impressed you know me so well.
  16. Tererun

    Tererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Just noting she thinks her man is not to be called out on his racism because white woman reasons. That is all. That is a karen quality. Do not get mad at me because Jenee had to go getting all mouthy when UA was pissin on the black people for fun and it was pointed out. Personally I think UA should be insulted because She is showing he is bothered by such comments.

    And what are your opinions on celery chunks in deviled eggs?
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  17. matthunter

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    Deviled eggs give me celery chunks.
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  18. Jenee

    Jenee Ind. Jenee of Winterfell

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    I can eat one or two deviled eggs once a year. I've never eaten one with celery chunks in it.
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    matthunter Ice Bear

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    No-one ever Jesuses or Gods an egg.

    Just saying.

    #HellIsBetter
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  20. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    That yolk mixture looks way too good to be real. What did they do -- load it into an icing gun with a shaped nozzle?
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  21. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Did @Tererun run out of drugs, or take too many?
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    Too much mustard in those eggs.

    I've been there on mustard, man. I've seen some things.
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  23. Tererun

    Tererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    That is a question often on my mind.
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    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    Yeah, biting into PB to find someone laced it with mayo does not sound like my idea of a fun surprise.
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    Imagine making yourself look more stupid than @Jenee does. Well done @Tererun
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  26. Tererun

    Tererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I keep forgetting my rep bot can also post dumb ass shit.
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  27. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    I think Coolio mellowed when the royalties from the parody overtook the royalties from the original.

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    • 1 cup crushed pineapple (drained with juice reserved)
    • 1 cup water (more or less depending on what’s needed, see instructions below)
    • 2 packages lime jello (3 oz each)
    • 1 cup mayo
    • 1 cup evaporated milk (canned)
    • 1 cup small curd cottage cheese
    • 1/2 cup walnuts (chopped)


    1. In a large multi-cup measuring cup (I use my 4 cup Pyrex), add all of the reserved pineapple juice and then add enough water to the juice to make a total of 2 cups. Pour into pot and bring just to a boil.
    2. Add the lime Jell-o mixes to the boiling pineapple juice/water and stir until dissolved. Remove from heat, allow to cool just slightly.
    3. In a mixing bowl, stir together the mayo and evaporated milk. Combine until very smooth. Slowly stir in the Jell-o mixture until all is incorporated with the mayo/milk mixture. Stir in the crushed pineapple, cottage cheese, and walnuts.
    4. Pour mixture into an 8×8″ glass casserole pan. Cover and refrigerate for at least 4 hours or overnight (preferred).
  28. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    I prefer to use a teaspoon as the convex side allows for easier spreading of the PB

    also, why use a plate when you have 1000 paper coffee filters?
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  29. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Teaspoon is a good substitute :yes:

    I don't drink coffee, so I have no coffee filters lying about.
  30. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Probably just a piping bag with a shaped nozzle. Isn't that pretty standard for deviled eggs?
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