This should be a staple in any county or state fair. Hell, Oaks Park essentially counts for Multnomah County, just without livestock -- set one up there!
I ... have questions. Could you really do this without ending up with hockey-puck steak and raw everything else?
I’m thinking a heated spit. That’s the correct term, right? The spit? It’s the metal rod that goes through the meat while cooking. I mean …, that’s the only way you’re cooking that thing in the pic,