The 2024 Omnibus Political Memes Thread

That really belongs in the election thread...

Personally I'm glad she's still in office because my stock portfolio has done quite well following her moves

That's because she does insider trading.

No way

FTFY

Your body my choice is a crazy thing to say when you have a small extremely sensitive sack with your gonads in it hanging between your legs in a very precarious position. It is also a crazy thing to say when you are about to put your blood engorged member in her teeth rimmed mouth.

Boys tend to be stupid.

Mm-hm.
By the way, I am that Dem checking his stocks.
How's your portfolio going?

That stock market has been on a tear since 2009. Thanks a lot Obama.

I don't have to pick a team to mock yours, sweetheart.

I'd believe you if you didn't parrot all the MAGA talking points like you're Steve Bannon.

Bullshit. The only way you'd believe it is if I repeated all of YOUR opinions back to you.

And which talking points, specifically? Show your work.

Do you want a serious answer? Cause every once in a while I get the idea the old you is still in there.
I'd believe you if you ever had anything negative to say about Trump. I'd believe you if you hadn't parroted the idea that Trump is being unfairly prosecuted. Or if you hadn't spent the past few days gleefully mocking people for being upset that Trump won. If he was really so anathema to you, you'd at least understand and/or agree with them.
It leaves me to conclude that you do support Trump, but you're still at least decent enough to know he's a piece of shit and thus don't want to publicly endorse him.
You want me to believe you? Act like you genuinely dislike the obviously odious aspects of him. Forget about policy, anyone with half a brain should be concerned about his obvious open lack of respect for presidential norms and regulations.
Then I'd believe you.

Was he pissed that she was right, er, correct and picked a fight with her, or go on such a generalized buyer's remorse tirade that it got the neighbors then the cops involved? That's the detail I want. I can have empathy for the latter.

There is a difference between being offended and just thinking the person is an asshole