The 2024 Random Meme Thread

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  1. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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  2. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    I'm still trying to figure out WTF a "smash" burger is?

    every fuckin' burger bistro around here is selling them for too much money.

    my local has a bison burger/salad that goes for about the same as an uncle burger combo at A&W.
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  3. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Fir Defamsation

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    An American friend of mine coined the term "ghetto burger". It basically means any fast food burger (meaning you know you're not getting top quality). But In 'N' Out is absolutely on the top of the ghetto burger pile.

    "Smash burger" is a stupid trend that picked up steam in the last 5-6 years. Basically means you smash the patty on the grill to supposedly sear the outside and seal in the flavour. It's a bunch of bullshit IMO but lets trendy places charge extra for a burger.
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  4. Steal Your Face

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    It's when you take a round patty and smash it on the flat top with a weight and cook it. Usually it's fully cooked and you don't take temperatures when ordering them.
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  6. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    This is not a new trend. I worked for McDonalds 30 years ago and they automated the searing process with the weight by having a clamshell lid that you put down on the grill which did it to multiple burger patties at the same time and was timed to release when the proper time was up. Second, I watched awful house do it in the 90's after that. Third I cooked burgers 20 years ago and that was how they taught me to cook burgers unless the customer wanted something really red inside.

    They have been searing burgers by smashing them for longer than that. You millenials seem to be fucking stupid thinking you little kids invented that shit. That is how you cook a fucking burger.
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    More skill, less drama.
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  9. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    But also

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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Actually…, I think it may be my brother’s whose granddaughter lives with him and his wife and their goats.
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    Five Guys has somehow made McDonald’s hamburger worse.
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    Never been to In and Out, but Red Robin is the best national franchise burger chain. Local chains, though …, there was one in Wisconsin - Milwaukee Burger Company - those were some damn good burgers.
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    If your only worry is child support payments, you’re too immature to be having sex.
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    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Huh.
    Well, trolling UA was the right move then just for the light hearted irony :unsure:
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  19. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Uh huh....

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    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Administrator

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    The fact that Oscar the Grouch hasn't been involuntarily committed for his homelessness clearly marks it as bleeding heart lefty nonsense.
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  21. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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  22. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    ahh.. Tronna.

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  24. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    If a communist said breathing is good we would have to bury you tomorrow because you just had to stop breathing to own the commie.
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    Competition isn't even the law of the jungle. Animals help one another out all the time. Herd animals are herd animals precisely because being in a herd increases their chances for survival. Pack animals hunt in packs because it increases their chances of obtaining enough food. Groups of primates work together to better their chances for survival. The list goes on and on.
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  27. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    anarchism, actually.

    you'd think a libertarian historian would know this.
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  28. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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  29. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    And any interruption of nonstop glowing praise is now "trauma."
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  30. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Wow, you think people are becoming hooked on crack because people are not complimenting them enough? I now actually believe you are this stupid without drugs, and that is not a compliment. At least @Steal Your Face can partially blame drinking for some of his stupid. You are just a fucking supernatural force of sober stupid. You do all this fucked up shit completely sober.

    As fucked up as I am to screw up as I do, I at least have a large amount of drugs often altering my mood and perception. I could drink myself near unconcious and still be better at most thought activities than you.

    BTW people do not do drugs because they do not like themselves. They do drugs because drugs make you feel good. This is why even people who like themselves can have addiction problems. I do not know a single drug that causes you to hear voices of praise, and I have done a lot of them.

    Also, it is not acceptable that someone as stupid as you are about drugs makes any decisions as for other's use of them. There is probably a very real possibility that stoned UA might be a decent person. Smoking some trees might actually get your buttcheecks to relent their locktight grip on that log that is rammed firmly up your ass. Don't ever try it because if you did @Jenee would surely leave you and you are never getting that desperate a cum dumpster outside of a juggalo junkie convention. Their are bacteria that suck the toxins out of radioactive waste and poisonous volcanic sludge that would cringe at slurping your stank so you should be thankful every day you have her.
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