The 2025 Omnibus Political Memes Thread

The people mentioned in the post above his, obviously. Don't be tedious.

Imagine all of the other things we could be focused on, fixing, transforming if only we weren't dealing with a fucking fucker in the WH

MAGA sharing this unironically

This is the guy the tech bros think is a genius and who wants to return the world to feudalism.

I had two guys from a local church show up at my house one time. I had just finished mowing the lawn, and wanted to take a shower and have a beer or two. This was in July or August. Told them I wasn't interested. One of them stood at the bottom of the stairs going to my front door blocking me.

I went to the front of the garage, picked up the garden house, turned it on, hosed both of them down. Went inside, took a shower and had a shower beer. A sheriff's deputy showed up a bit later. They had called 911 on me. Explained what happened, had the churchies trespassed. The deputy also explained them that they could be charged for blocking me from getting into my house.

Years ago when my daughters were little they were going with me to the grocery store or something when we passed a couple of Mormon kids walking in our neighborhood.

My youngest daughter (probably about 7 or 8 years old) from the back seat: "Daddy, who are those boys?"
Me: "They're Mormons. Their church asks them to go out and spread the word of Jesus door to door."

A few days later the girls were going somewhere with my wife and saw the same two young men.

Wife: "I wonder who those boys are?"
Youngest daughter: "Daddy says they're morons."


Best malapropism ever.

Violence and property damage aren't merely overreacting, and labeling everything you don't like "fascism" doesn't justify it.